Haha @ this joke

PCMarine

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Oct 13, 2002
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Sorry if this is a repost but...



A man escapes from a prison after 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a
house and breaks into it looking for money and guns, but he only finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a
chair.


While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the
neck, gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband
tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his
clothes! He probably hasn't seen a woman in years, I saw how he kissed your
neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, just do what he tells you, and give him
satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he's angry, he'll kill us! Be
strong, honey. I love you!"

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we
kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too!"
 

Brutuskend

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In honor of the Pirates of the Caribbean thread.


A Pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel sticking out of his fly.
The bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel?

And he replys.


"ARGGGHHH, it's driving me nuts!!"
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Aug 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
In honor of the Pirates of the Caribbean thread.


A Pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel sticking out of his fly.
The bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel?

And he replys.


"ARGGGHHH, it's driving me nuts!!"

"ARGGGHHH, it's reposting my old jokes!!"
 

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
In honor of the Pirates of the Caribbean thread.


A Pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel sticking out of his fly.
The bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel?

And he replys.


"ARGGGHHH, it's driving me nuts!!"

"ARGGGHHH, it's reposting my old jokes!!"


Sorry. I forgot my (Another Stolen Brutuskend JOKE) disclaimer. ;)
 

Lithium381

Lifer
May 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
In honor of the Pirates of the Caribbean thread.


A Pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel sticking out of his fly.
The bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel?

And he replys.


"ARGGGHHH, it's driving me nuts!!"

"ARGGGHHH, it's reposting my old jokes!!"


hahah better than the original!