Originally posted by: vshah
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:frown:
:heart::brokenheart::beer::music::wine::lips::camera::sun::moon::roll::laugh::shocked::thumbsup::thumbsdown:
this guy's walking along, smiling. he winks at a girl, she doesn't respond. so he feels sad. then the chick starts blushing, and the guy's like geez...she's playing games with me. the girl flashes a smile at him so the guy's like F THIS and whips out his wang. the girl's like OMG and then she licks it.
the guy's like OH YEAH but the girl apparently doesn't swallow and gets sick. the guy's like "wtf crazy ho" and gets up to go. the girl gets all clingy and is like omgIluvU, the guy says sorry i don't love you but do you wanna get drunk?
girl says ok so they go to his place, he puts on some music and gets the mood going. the wine tastes good, and she starts kissing him, not knowing he has a secret camera recording the whole thing.
they do it from sunrise to sunset, and after that the girls like hmm what did i just do? and the guy's like hehehe i done sexed you. the girls like OMG what a horrible mistake! but they guy sticks his thumb up her butt. but she didn't like that. so he's like here, cookeh, and she leaves.
Originally posted by: vshah
:disgust:
:|:Q
:frown:
:heart::brokenheart::beer::music::wine::lips::camera::sun::moon::roll::laugh::shocked::thumbsup::thumbsdown:
this guy's walking along, smiling. he winks at a girl, she doesn't respond. so he feels sad. then the chick starts blushing, and the guy's like geez...she's playing games with me. the girl flashes a smile at him so the guy's like F THIS and whips out his wang. the girl's like OMG and then she licks it.
the guy's like OH YEAH but the girl apparently doesn't swallow and gets sick. the guy's like "wtf crazy ho" and gets up to go. the girl gets all clingy and is like omgIluvU, the guy says sorry i don't love you but do you wanna get drunk?
girl says ok so they go to his place, he puts on some music and gets the mood going. the wine tastes good, and she starts kissing him, not knowing he has a secret camera recording the whole thing.
they do it from sunrise to sunset, and after that the girls like hmm what did i just do? and the guy's like hehehe i done sexed you. the girls like OMG what a horrible mistake! but they guy sticks his thumb up her butt. but she didn't like that. so he's like here, cookeh, and she leaves.
Originally posted by: rmrf
Originally posted by: vshah
:disgust:
:|:Q
:frown:
:heart::brokenheart::beer::music::wine::lips::camera::sun::moon::roll::laugh::shocked::thumbsup::thumbsdown:
this guy's walking along, smiling. he winks at a girl, she doesn't respond. so he feels sad. then the chick starts blushing, and the guy's like geez...she's playing games with me. the girl flashes a smile at him so the guy's like F THIS and whips out his wang. the girl's like OMG and then she licks it.
the guy's like OH YEAH but the girl apparently doesn't swallow and gets sick. the guy's like "wtf crazy ho" and gets up to go. the girl gets all clingy and is like omgIluvU, the guy says sorry i don't love you but do you wanna get drunk?
girl says ok so they go to his place, he puts on some music and gets the mood going. the wine tastes good, and she starts kissing him, not knowing he has a secret camera recording the whole thing.
they do it from sunrise to sunset, and after that the girls like hmm what did i just do? and the guy's like hehehe i done sexed you. the girls like OMG what a horrible mistake! but they guy sticks his thumb up her butt. but she didn't like that. so he's like here, cookeh, and she leaves.
Thank you for that. I will be laughing about that all the way home from work when I leave in 10 minutes.

 
				
		