Haha the turd twister.

[tec699]

Turd Twister

The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the Extruder Ring, hold it tenderly between your butt cheeks, and let nature take its course. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like!

Imagine the beauty of your turd as it passes through the great designer patterns. And the Turd Twister's advanced design and breakthrough material specifications mean successful turds every time. Simply insert the apparatus, take a dump, and watch the results! Fun for the whole family!

Ahh look. I can make a teddy turd!

 

[Orsorum]

Christmas Turd!

 

[Orsorum]

"Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room. Refer to the "Dietary Concerns" section of this manual."

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
"Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room. Refer to the "Dietary Concerns" section of this manual."

roflmao.

 

[Yossarian]

for the love of god, please, no pics.

 

[hjo3]

Repost.

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: hjo3
Repost.

it is?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
for the love of god, please, no pics.

Give me about two hours.

 

[jagr10]

Damn, that's nasty!

 

[tec699]

The Chair Squat: Place the Extruder Ring in the center of a non-upholstered chair. Drop your pants or raise your skirt and carefully ease yourself down onto the Turd Twister. A chair with armrests is recommended to maintain proper balance. Once you feel the plastic touching your butt cheeks, start a swivelling / rocking motion to assist entry of the device. You will have completely inserted the Ring once you are fully seated, and can lift your feet off the ground.

:Q

 

[Bassyhead]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: Orsorum
"Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room. Refer to the "Dietary Concerns" section of this manual."

roflmao.

:Q

 

[mpitts]

MMMMmmm.. Churro turd.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol

 

[Goosemaster]

Order today, and we'll send you our Turd Twister Starter Kit. The Starter Kit ships with our 10 most popular Turd Twisters for only $9.95. That's 10 laugh-inspiring, dishwasher-safe Turd Twisters, and that's just the beginning!

Oh my...I think these people have seriousw problems.