So I'm eating some potato chips and flipping through my local Meijer ad, and I see they've got a Senior Day this Monday, where everything in the store is 15% off for people 62 and older. Here's the text of the ad:
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They actually bolded that last part. I can just imagine at 6:30 a.m. on Monday, seeing 94 senior citizens in line with their carts stacked high with "Oops I Crapped My Pants!"Special Savings are valid for Senior Citizens age 62 or older. Please bring your identification to verify your age for the 15% savings. Senior Citizens' savings not valid on gift cards, Health and Beauty Care, prescriptions, gas stations, grocery, alcohol, tobacco, lottery, layaway, diapers and wipes.
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