HAHA! Funny ebay auction

Lucky

Lifer
Nov 26, 2000
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The rim has a slight chip on the outer edge and can be easily polished out. If you choose to leave it as is, then it can be used as a "speed hole" which allows the outer part of the rim and inner sidewall of the tire to be cooled at high speeds. A common cause of tire blowout at high speeds is excess heat buildup and this will prevent such dangerous conditions. It will also give the brake caliper and rotor additional cooling, which will no doubt improve lap times on track day.

This rim also comes with a 205/50VR16 Bridgestone Potenza RE92 tire that is 99% worn, so you can save your money and have DOT approved racing slicks. (You can also drift through corners like those Initial D Japanese animes...how cool is that!) However, the air that comes inside the tire is not free. I charge $5 per 1 psi of high quality California coastal air...this isn't the dirty Mexico City air, so you will get improved performance and probably a few horsepower as well (I'm estimating...oh, 15 horses at the wheels, so that's 25 at the crank).




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minendo

Elite Member
Aug 31, 2001
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Nice slight chip.
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mpitts

Lifer
Jun 9, 2000
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Personally, this was my favorite part:



<< I was also informed that this rim will fit some Honda Civics and Accords. If you are a Honda owner and you win this auction, not only will I throw in a homemade Type R decal for free, I will also spray paint the rim and tire in any color of your choice (yellow, pink, neon blue, primer, etc) to match your car. For your convenience, the BMW logo will remain on the rim so you can increase the resale value of your Honda.

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bunker

Lifer
Apr 23, 2001
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LOL, did you read the fine print?

THE FINE PRINT: Winning bidder to pay all shipping charges from zip code 95112 as well as a $45 fee for making me get off the couch and drive down to the UPS station. Deadbeat bidders may be sent an email virus which causes your computer to download porn 24 hours a day. I accept cash only and it must be delivered in person; the rim will be shipped out once you arrive at my house to pay. Thanks for looking and good luck!

THE FINER PRINT: I am not responsible for any of the claims made above. There is no such thing as a Kelly Red Book. Remember, mom and dad know best so always ask them first before bidding. Actually, do yourself a favor and don't bid. That way I don't have to pay eBay all those stupid final value fees.
 

SyahM

Golden Member
Nov 6, 2001
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is this a joke or what? is he serious? damn .. it's funny but he spent $3 for this!
 

Lars

Diamond Member
Jan 10, 2001
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<< LOL, did you read the fine print?

THE FINE PRINT: Winning bidder to pay all shipping charges from zip code 95112 as well as a $45 fee for making me get off the couch and drive down to the UPS station. Deadbeat bidders may be sent an email virus which causes your computer to download porn 24 hours a day. I accept cash only and it must be delivered in person; the rim will be shipped out once you arrive at my house to pay. Thanks for looking and good luck!

THE FINER PRINT: I am not responsible for any of the claims made above. There is no such thing as a Kelly Red Book. Remember, mom and dad know best so always ask them first before bidding. Actually, do yourself a favor and don't bid. That way I don't have to pay eBay all those stupid final value fees.
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