Had to call AOL the other nite. Spoke with Bob & Glen in India.

[Lifer]

Originally posted by: dquan97
higher /= hire

And yes, CSRs abroad use American names to build rapport with the customer.

how do they build rapport when the rest of the conversation cannot be understood?
it only gets me pissed.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
Really? I spoke with Abu. 😛

j/k

"Thank you for calling AOL Tech Support. My name is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon."

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
"Hi, my name is Kapeshkerninninajung. How may I help you today?"

"Well, Kapeshkerninninajung, my Internet connection doesn't seem to work even though I can log in."

"Hi, my name is Ka-pesh-ker-nin-nin-a-jung."

"Yes, Kapeshkerninninajung. I understand. Now.. how do I fix my Internet connection."

"It is Kapeshkerninninajung!!!! Kapeshkerninninajung!!! That is my name!"

"I am a cop you idiot!"

"Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung!"

"Oh, it seems my connection is working fine now, thanks."

OMG....thats the funniest $h!t i ever read. hahahahahhah

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
for future reference "Employee" is a noun, the person EMPLOYED is called an EMPLOYEE.

"Employ" is the verb as in TO EMPLOY.

that ends our vocab lesson for today.

Actually, "employ" is also a noun...

n.
The state of being employed: in the employ of the city.
Archaic. Occupation.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: brxndxn
"Hi, my name is Kapeshkerninninajung. How may I help you today?"

"Well, Kapeshkerninninajung, my Internet connection doesn't seem to work even though I can log in."

"Hi, my name is Ka-pesh-ker-nin-nin-a-jung."

"Yes, Kapeshkerninninajung. I understand. Now.. how do I fix my Internet connection."

"It is Kapeshkerninninajung!!!! Kapeshkerninninajung!!! That is my name!"

"I am a cop you idiot!"

"Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung!"

"Oh, it seems my connection is working fine now, thanks."

OMG....thats the funniest $h!t i ever read. hahahahahhah

I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and i want them answered immediatly!

 

[brtspears2]

I talked to someone in India for HP monitors support. So fustrating, she kept on saying "sorry, I don't understand.." over and over and over. I gave up and just called back, thankfully I got HP rep in the USA.

 

[StageLeft]

I recently used 2/3 of the 45 day AOL free trial. I really pity people who pay $24/month for that. It's not your fault in this case, but in most cases I honestly believe that people who use AOL are ignorant fools. It's truly a piece of crap. I'm not saying it to be elitest - it's just worthless for the money.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
for future reference "Employee" is a noun, the person EMPLOYED is called an EMPLOYEE.

"Employ" is the verb as in TO EMPLOY.

that ends our vocab lesson for today.

Actually, "employ" is also a noun...

n.
The state of being employed: in the employ of the city.
Archaic. Occupation.

a lot of verbs can be viewed also as nouns. what you just did is like those people that always add the S at the ends of words in scrabble.

Would you like an example?

Grasp, To Grasp. can also be a noun.

The stated of being grasped: in the grasp of the city.

but when someone asks for verbs and the response "grasp" is given, you won't hear a bunch of people shouting, but THAT CAN ALSO BE USED AS A NOUN.

 

[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: brxndxn
"Hi, my name is Kapeshkerninninajung. How may I help you today?"

"Well, Kapeshkerninninajung, my Internet connection doesn't seem to work even though I can log in."

"Hi, my name is Ka-pesh-ker-nin-nin-a-jung."

"Yes, Kapeshkerninninajung. I understand. Now.. how do I fix my Internet connection."

"It is Kapeshkerninninajung!!!! Kapeshkerninninajung!!! That is my name!"

"I am a cop you idiot!"

"Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung!"

"Oh, it seems my connection is working fine now, thanks."

OMG....thats the funniest $h!t i ever read. hahahahahhah

I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and i want them answered immediatly!

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

 

[JetsFanatic]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

LOL 😀

 

[Pocatello]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: brxndxn
"Hi, my name is Kapeshkerninninajung. How may I help you today?"

"Well, Kapeshkerninninajung, my Internet connection doesn't seem to work even though I can log in."

"Hi, my name is Ka-pesh-ker-nin-nin-a-jung."

"Yes, Kapeshkerninninajung. I understand. Now.. how do I fix my Internet connection."

"It is Kapeshkerninninajung!!!! Kapeshkerninninajung!!! That is my name!"

"I am a cop you idiot!"

"Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung!"

"Oh, it seems my connection is working fine now, thanks."

OMG....thats the funniest $h!t i ever read. hahahahahhah

That's not funny, that's scary, since it's reality.

 

[Scarpozzi]

In Soviet Russia, India CALLS YOU!!!!

 

[oboeguy]

I spoke to a Dell guy named "Chris" just the other night. He was very helpful, and even told me his real name. 😀

 

[ReiAyanami]

to them, our minimum wage it what CEO's make over there, so no wonder dell, aol, and other outsourcers



d00d, you're getting a no wonder it's number one

 

[NoReMoRsE]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
In Soviet Russia, India CALLS YOU!!!!

That's what they wanted you to believe!

Lenin: "Must... crush... capitalism..."

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: NoReMoRsE

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
In Soviet Russia, India CALLS YOU!!!!

That's what they wanted you to believe!

Lenin: "Must... crush... capitalism..."

The B!tch of the whole thing is they make the Ruskies change their names to Kapeshkerninninajung.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: brxndxn
"Hi, my name is Kapeshkerninninajung. How may I help you today?"

"Well, Kapeshkerninninajung, my Internet connection doesn't seem to work even though I can log in."

"Hi, my name is Ka-pesh-ker-nin-nin-a-jung."

"Yes, Kapeshkerninninajung. I understand. Now.. how do I fix my Internet connection."

"It is Kapeshkerninninajung!!!! Kapeshkerninninajung!!! That is my name!"

"I am a cop you idiot!"

"Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung!"

"Oh, it seems my connection is working fine now, thanks."

OMG....thats the funniest $h!t i ever read. hahahahahhah

I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and i want them answered immediatly!

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

im karpal...dont you tell me to fcuk u fcuking guy

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: AvesPKS

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
for future reference "Employee" is a noun, the person EMPLOYED is called an EMPLOYEE.

"Employ" is the verb as in TO EMPLOY.

that ends our vocab lesson for today.

Actually, "employ" is also a noun...

n.
The state of being employed: in the employ of the city.
Archaic. Occupation.

a lot of verbs can be viewed also as nouns. what you just did is like those people that always add the S at the ends of words in scrabble.

Would you like an example?

Grasp, To Grasp. can also be a noun.

The stated of being grasped: in the grasp of the city.

but when someone asks for verbs and the response "grasp" is given, you won't hear a bunch of people shouting, but THAT CAN ALSO BE USED AS A NOUN.

So, is it, or is it not, a noun?

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: JetsFanatic
When they hire people in India for the AOL help line.

Do they give them a New NAME???? or is it the trend to give your child and Americanized name in India??


***My wife refuses to let me quit AOL. She wont use anything else. "c'est la vie"

If you're on aohell right now, how are you posting?

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder

Originally posted by: JetsFanatic
When they hire people in India for the AOL help line.

Do they give them a New NAME???? or is it the trend to give your child and Americanized name in India??


***My wife refuses to let me quit AOL. She wont use anything else. "c'est la vie"

If you're on aohell right now, how are you posting?

BYOA

 

[Kadarin]

Heh.. reminds me of this retail job I used to work a decade ago. I worked with a guy named Shareef, and he occasionally had a problem getting his name across to the redneck on the other end of the phone. Our half of the conversation would go like this:

"Just ask for Shareef."
"Shareef."
"Shareef."
"S h a r.."
I lean over and whisper in his ear, "Just have him ask for Bob."
"Just ask for Bob."
<click>

 

[Indolent]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: SaltBoy

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: brxndxn
"Hi, my name is Kapeshkerninninajung. How may I help you today?"

"Well, Kapeshkerninninajung, my Internet connection doesn't seem to work even though I can log in."

"Hi, my name is Ka-pesh-ker-nin-nin-a-jung."

"Yes, Kapeshkerninninajung. I understand. Now.. how do I fix my Internet connection."

"It is Kapeshkerninninajung!!!! Kapeshkerninninajung!!! That is my name!"

"I am a cop you idiot!"

"Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung! Kapeshkerninninajung!"

"Oh, it seems my connection is working fine now, thanks."

OMG....thats the funniest $h!t i ever read. hahahahahhah

I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and i want them answered immediatly!

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

im karpal...dont you tell me to fcuk u fcuking guy

You shut up you, or I'll come kick your dog.

 

[JetsFanatic]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder

Originally posted by: JetsFanatic
When they hire people in India for the AOL help line.

Do they give them a New NAME???? or is it the trend to give your child and Americanized name in India??


***My wife refuses to let me quit AOL. She wont use anything else. "c'est la vie"

If you're on aohell right now, how are you posting?

I am not on AOL right now. I have AOL with BYOA {bring your own access}. That way my wife is happy
and I am happy too.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: JetsFanatic
She wont use anything else.

Who's problem is that? If she won't use anything else, she can just not go on the internet.

Shows how long your marriage will last 🙂