Had a very long discussion with my sister about penises last night

[keird]

OP was never told about boundaries. Use your fucking inside voice.

 

[Engineer]

OP was never told about boundaries. Use your fucking inside voice.

LOL....no shit! WTF is wrong with you OP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=o6T6veL5zWM#t=84

 

[mmntech]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

 

[highland145]

LOL....no shit! WTF is wrong with you OP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=o6T6veL5zWM#t=84

You win Mayne's thread and his sister.

 

[Engineer]

You win Mayne's thread and his sister.

Is OP really Joe Dirt? :hmm:

 

[highland145]

Is OP really Joe Dirt? :hmm:

No but I'd do Joe Dirt's supposed sister and call her Nancy.

Ain't seen pics of the OPs sister yet and then I'd still be suspect.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Don't even know how the conversation started but apparently guys have weird looking junk. I felt very good about my penis after this conversation.

Long story short. Sister needs to get the fuck off pof.com.

Did you show her yours?

 

[clamum]

Appropriate:

 

[jwhorfin]

 

[Brian Stirling]

Damnit Jeff, I just spit pop all over my keyboard!!!

Where do I send the bill?

So you're a spitter and not a swallower you say...


Brian

 

[alzan]

Just gave a homeless lady 10 dollars ...she was going thru my recycle bins for beer cans...probably atleast 8 dollars in cans in there. I've never felt so bad in my life seeing this.

You should have given her your penis, then maybe she would've given you $10.

 

[z1ggy]

Is your sister into BBC?

 

[Micrornd]

This just seems somehow appropriate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etUKqrHaqc4

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

So you're a spitter and not a swallower you say...


Brian

Of course, He's a classy broad.

 

[alkemyst]

Did you compare your opinions on taste?

 

[Engineer]

So you're a spitter and not a swallower you say...


Brian

Well, that depends. Do you have any rental income?

 

[JEDIYoda]

My bad..I misread the thread title....I thought it said -- Had a very long discussion with my sister about her penises last night

 

[Ultisquatter]

weird penis' are only weird if you think they are

 

[Mayne]

you guys ever not put up a website 2 days after a thread. This is one of those moments for some reason. I'm sorry guys.

 

[Engineer]

you guys ever not put up a website 2 days after a thread. This is one of those moments for some reason. I'm sorry guys.

You're sorry for not putting up a website of you and your sister talking about penises?

 

[smackababy]

Let's be honest, any 'conversation' about your penis wouldn't include any description resembling 'long'.

 

[alkemyst]

Just to get back on topic, since your sister loves talking about penis; is she at least 18 and hot?

Sharing my penis is a favorite pasttime of mine.

 

[dr150]

me and sister are 10 months apart. We are very close.

 

[shortylickens]

I was thinking that.
Wasnt gonna post it.
Was definitely thinking it.

 

[SKORPI0]

I wonder who has the longer penis. The OP or the sister. D: