Had a nightmare...is this real?

[TehMac]

I had a bad dream once where I was in this old house that was serving as an improv'd internment camp. And in my dream I was surrounded by fellow inmates and light was coming in through in the windows.

Then the intern camp owners came in dressed in raggedy clothing almost like satanists and basically forced rat poison into one of the interned's mouth and shook his head violently. The guy protested and then was struck by a baton. Almost immediately, holes appeared in his upper skull from which blood poured out. I then woke up.


Was this real?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Yep, it's called Guantanamo.

 

[zerocool84]

Yes this was real. I was the one giving the rat poison out.

 

[Numenorean]

No you freaking moron, it's a dream. Dreams are not real. You fail at life.

 

[TehMac]

No you freaking moron, it's a dream. Dreams are not real. You fail at life.

No wonder Numenor ended up at the bottom of the sea--its inhabitants clearly didn't have a sense of humor.

 

[Nik]

No you freaking moron, it's a dream. Dreams are not real. You fail at life.

haha

 

[pontifex]

satanists always wear raggedy clothing?

 

[Numenorean]

No wonder Numenor ended up at the bottom of the sea--its inhabitants clearly didn't have a sense of humor.

We have excellent senses of humor.

Problem is, you're just not funny.

 

[disappoint]

Of course it's real. The real question is: Is it safe?

 

[Nik]

Is dis reel, guise?!

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Dumbass alert.

 

[BoomerD]

I had a bad dream once where I was in this old house that was serving as an improv'd internment camp. And in my dream I was surrounded by fellow inmates and light was coming in through in the windows.

Then the intern camp owners came in dressed in raggedy clothing almost like satanists and basically forced rat poison into one of the interned's mouth and shook his head violently. The guy protested and then was struck by a baton. Almost immediately, holes appeared in his upper skull from which blood poured out. I then woke up.


Was this real?

Ah, you wandered into one of George Bush's "Free Speech zones."

Was Dick "Satan" Cheney there?

 

[Cuda1447]

Hello from stupid thread.

 

[TehMac]

We have excellent senses of humor.

Problem is, you're just not funny.

Go back to the Abyss!

 

[Modular]

satanists always wear raggedy clothing?

Everyone knows this.

 

[BurnItDwn]

They were not satanists, they were Christians.

 

[TehMac]

they were not satanists, they were christians.

g e t o u t o f m y m i n d!

 

[BoomerD]

They were not satanists, they were Christians.

2 sides of the same coin. One couldn't exist without the other...

 

[D1gger]

I had a bad dream once where I was in this old house that was serving as an improv'd internment camp. And in my dream I was surrounded by fellow inmates and light was coming in through in the windows.

Then the intern camp owners came in dressed in raggedy clothing almost like satanists and basically forced rat poison into one of the interned's mouth and shook his head violently. The guy protested and then was struck by a baton. Almost immediately, holes appeared in his upper skull from which blood poured out. I then woke up.


Was this real?

You mean you watched Last Comic Standing Season 7 on TV last night?

They had a huge number of bad comics interned at the LA Improv that tortured anyone who would watch.