Ha: Look at the kid they busted for the "blaster worm"

[MournSanity]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: hypersonic5

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: tnitsuj

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: tnitsuj

No I feel guilty about the kid whose collerbone I broke by throwing him into a locker in 10th grade. I don't even remember what that was about exactly...might have been a girl. Flagpole boy...not guilty at all.

You are an angry, angry man.

<---busted a girls jaw in 5th grade.
<---Had the crap beat out of me, by the teacher and m0m for self-same act

That's horrible. I never hit a girl. Why would you break a girls jaw? The worst I ever did was once in elementry school I pulled a girls earring out playing tag. I felt reallllyyyy realllyyyy bad about that. Ears bleed a lot.

She sprayed windex in my eye, it was kind of a fluke rage induced blind outburst. Indeed, i'm aware I was in the wrong, not the least because she was a little girl and I was a pretty big kid.

You are still an assh0le for admitting to breaking a girl's jaw on a public forum in a smug manner.

Remember, I'm not the one who boasted about running a kid's backpack up a pole for getting, (sin of sins) pizza sauce on his car.

I'm not either.

 

[conjur]

From the article it states he is 6' 4" and 320lbs.

And then there's this:

Another neighbor, Curtis Mackey, said the 6-foot-4, 320-pound Parson has few friends and drives too fast in their neighborhood.

"He's just got one kid he hangs with typically," he said. "He speeds up our street and it really ticks me off."

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: conjur
From the article it states he is 6' 4" and 320lbs.

And then there's this:

Another neighbor, Curtis Mackey, said the 6-foot-4, 320-pound Parson has few friends and drives too fast in their neighborhood.

"He's just got one kid he hangs with typically," he said. "He speeds up our street and it really ticks me off."

that was my favorite quote, from curtis....what a doof

 

[gwlam12]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: tnitsuj
from CBSNEWS.COM

He looks just like a kid who used to be mercilessly picked on in my high school oh so many years ago. I have to admit I once got pissed off because he was leaning on my car eating a mini pizza and ran his backpack up the flagpole...

I hold you personally responsible for my internet being down then.

BAN!

I think it's the SOBIG virus that's messing up your internet.

 

[FreshPrince]

Let's hope this one drops the soap in prison shower 😀

 

[Gunbuster]

"Infected computers automatically registered themselves with Parson's Web site so he could keep track of them."

duhhhh, I guess he could have done a step better and put his address and phone number in the virus

 

[LS20]

Originally posted by: Gunbuster
"Infected computers automatically registered themselves with Parson's Web site so he could keep track of them."

duhhhh, I guess he could have done a step better and put his address and phone number in the virus

seriously. some of this stuff is outrageously dumb. well, atleast he'll be getting some exercise off the computer

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: FreshPrince
Let's hope this one drops the soap in prison shower 😀

Prision rape is not funny, IMO.

 

[GoodToGo]

I am sure his size also gave him away, I mean it was the SO BIG virus.

 

[AnitaPeterson]

whoops, typo... while posting weight... you guys saw it, I have no excuse, wrong finger on the keys 🙂

Between this dude and the Star Wars Kid, I think, to paraphrase another famous quote, "The geek shall inherit the World (Wide Web, that is)"... not to mention fat asses - which reminds me or Erin Brockovich calling one of her co-workers "Krispy Kreme"...

 

[tkdkid]

Originally posted by: Gunbuster
"Infected computers automatically registered themselves with Parson's Web site so he could keep track of them."

duhhhh, I guess he could have done a step better and put his address and phone number in the virus

For all intents and purposes, he did:

As a byproduct of each infection, every victim's computer sent signals back to the "t33kid.com" Web site that Parson had registered in his own name, listing his home address.

What a freakin' genius!