Ha ha, this is funny.

[TTM77]

Self Arrest

 

[DannyBoy]

lmfao

 

[JBT]

interesting.... I like the plea to drunk to pick though

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: DannyBoy
lmfao

 

[K1052]

"4. If others are present in your house, send them away. You may, however, talk to yourself."

ha ha

 

[DannyBoy]

Its this part that cracks me up the most:

Do not try to escape from your home.


If you do attempt an escape, use all reasonable force to stop yourself.


Report any escape attempts promptly, by phone, to the local police.

 

[blackdogdeek]

i found this particularly funny:

3. If you have a recent passport-size photograph, enclose it with this form. If you do not have a photo but do possess some artistic skill, do a rough sketch of your appearance on a separate sheet of paper. (Do NOT sketch yourself wearing dark glasses. Do not add a beard or mustache if you do not normally have one)

 

[TTM77]

I sketched myself and the police goes arrested you. Hahhaa.