Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals

[NFS4]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL... oh, and OUCH!

Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.

Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.

Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.

http://www.wxii12.com/health/21102204/detail.html

 

[James Bond]

r

 

[Platypus]

double R

 

[NFS4]

Apparently, I searched for penis, and apparently, it wasn't found

 

[waggy]

ouch.

and repost.

 

[CRXican]

we know

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Apparently, I searched for penis, and apparently, it wasn't found

That's what she said...

 

[Jeeebus]

holy shit... if my penis swelled to 5 times its normal size I'd have a 15" dick! BOOOO YAAAAAAAAAA off to the gym

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
holy shit... if my penis swelled to 5 times its normal size I'd have a 15" dick! BOOOO YAAAAAAAAAA off to the gym

so, technically, his cunning plan worked

 

[techs]

Universal Gym Health Care.

 

[ChanHo78]

better article
?This will make me the chief of my tribe,??

 

[AMCRambler]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
holy shit... if my penis swelled to 5 times its normal size I'd have a 15" dick! BOOOO YAAAAAAAAAA off to the gym

3 inches? Really?? You're talking soft right?

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
holy shit... if my penis swelled to 5 times its normal size I'd have a 15" dick! BOOOO YAAAAAAAAAA off to the gym

3 inches? Really?? You're talking soft right?

A/S/L?

:heart:

 

[SunnyD]

Some ace reporter you are - I posted this YESTERDAY!