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Gym Story

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Argo

Lifer
Yesterday in the gym I'm working out (as opposed to checking myself out, which you can also do in the gym, I hear) and this girl comes up to me and says, I'm not kidding you (she didn't say "I'm not kidding you", I'm just reinforcing what I'm about to type): "What's good for my butt?"

I almost fell off calf machine. So many inappropriate responses popped into my head... True story! Finally, I mustered myself to say "Sorry, but I so understood this the wrong way. You could use the butt flexer"

Ok, back to work now.
 
Originally posted by: Qwest
i know everyone keeps a camera phone handy in the gym...so pics?!
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Yeah, mental. Strangely, in them she wasn't wearing any clothes. As soon as they come up with a device that can upload images from your brain I'll post them.

No, I don't work out with my cell phone.
 
Originally posted by: chowmein
Argo if thats a true story, i have a new found respect for you
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It is true story. Out of curiousity, why would you have newfound respect for me based on this story?
 
she must have seen you checking out the cute guy's butts, knowing an aficionado when she saw you...she sought expert advice. 😉
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Awww man - that wasn't the kind of story I was expecting! :|
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You dissapointed everyone here. Try next to tell a story with a happy ending 😉
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
You didn't say she was cute, so I think it safe to say she wasn't, in which case *vomits*.
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She was cute. If she wasn't I'd try to forget the story ASAP.
 
I should really get back into the gym!

I give you props, I'd be hard pressed to say something coherent if asked that same question. I'd have so many stupid responses I wouldn't know what to do.
 
Originally posted by: Argo
Yesterday in the gym I'm working out (as opposed to checking myself out, which you can also do in the gym, I hear) and this girl comes up to me and says, I'm not kidding you (she didn't say "I'm not kidding you", I'm just reinforcing what I'm about to type): "What's good for my butt?"

I almost fell off calf machine. So many inappropriate responses popped into my head... True story! Finally, I mustered myself to say "Sorry, but I so understood this the wrong way. You could use the butt flexer"

Ok, back to work now.
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You idiot, she was hitting on you. She was expecting you to tell her that she didn't need to work hers out because it looks good as it is.
 
Yeah it was a come one and you dropped the ball Champ. Back to the bench. Lets give someone else a shot at the title.
 
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