Gwyneth Paltrow's newest Goop candle scent (NSFW).......

[UsandThem]

https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a30479671/gwyneth-paltrow-new-candle-smells-like-vagina/

The $75 candle is actually called "This Smells Like a Vagina," so at least shoppers know exactly what they're getting with this scent. It's unclear whether Paltrow is saying this candle smells like her vagina, or just, ya know, vaginas in general.

According to the Goop website, Paltrow and perfumer Douglas Little were working on a new fragrance and Paltrow suddenly said, "Uhhh... this smells like a vagina."

Sorry, it appears to already be sold out.

 

[lxskllr]

Apparently, general vagina smell, according to the site, is "a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed...

Yea, I don't know about that...

 

[lxskllr]

On a similar subject, Yeeaars ago I think Penthouse released a scratch and sniff edition of their magazine, and everyone was pissed the vaginas(vaginae?) smelled like violet or something, and not like vagina :^D

 

[KMFJD]

like this?

 

[whm1974]

A quote from the article:

"The first time I tried v-steaming, I was like, 'This is insane,' she told the Cut. "My friend Ben brought me and I was like, 'You are out of your fucking mind. What is this?' But then by the end of it I was like, 'This is so great.' Then I start to do research, and it’s been in Korean medicine for thousands of years and there are real healing properties. If I find benefit to it and it’s getting a lot of page views, it’s a win-win."

I've first heard about this from YouTuber Rebecca Watson who debunk this as well as the expensive jade egg GP convinced women to insert their vaginas. There is no healing properties to doing either one, and neither are they ancient Asian practices. The egg rock doesn't strengthen a woman's vagina at all. V-Steaming can burn their vulvae on top of this.

The women who buy this crap should better then fall for this nonsense.

 

[BoomerD]

The Rock has countered...

The Rock challenges Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candle with balls-scent

If this is a new trend, we don’t want it.

metro.co.uk

 

[Fritzo]

Well, my ball-sack potpourri idea is down the tubes now...

 

[UsandThem]

Well, my ball-sack potpourri idea is down the tubes now...

Plumber's crack, and after workout swamp-ass are still available though.

50/50, you in?

 

[whm1974]

Why in Hell Would anyone want their home or office smelling someone's vagina or ball sack? You can buy way better scented candles and cheaper at store that sells them. And Goop's founder is at least what, her late 40's, 50's.

Who Hell is willing to sniff an old woman's vagina?

 

[Zanovar]

Why in Hell Would anyone want their home or office smelling someone's vagina or ball sack? You can buy way better scented candles and cheaper at store that sells them. And Goop's founder is at least what, her late 40's, 50's.

Who Hell is willing to sniff an old woman's vagina?

haha

 

[UsandThem]

Why in Hell Would anyone want their home or office smelling someone's vagina or ball sack? You can buy way better scented candles and cheaper at store that sells them. And Goop's founder is at least what, her late 40's, 50's.

Who Hell is willing to sniff an old woman's vagina?

Um this just got awkward.

 

[BoomerD]

Why in Hell Would anyone want their home or office smelling someone's vagina or ball sack? You can buy way better scented candles and cheaper at store that sells them. And Goop's founder is at least what, her late 40's, 50's.

Who Hell is willing to sniff an old woman's vagina?

 

[whm1974]

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An old woman's rotten pussy??? Why in God's name do you want to sniff something nasty???

 

[BoomerD]

An old woman's rotten pussy??? Why in God's name do you want to sniff something nasty???

Dude...50 is young for me...

 

[soulcougher73]

I'd smell her vag. For science.. Just to make sure the candle is authentic...

 

[Platypus]

Make one for dicks that just smells like a bag of shrimp imo

 

[JEDIYoda]

https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a30479671/gwyneth-paltrow-new-candle-smells-like-vagina/


Sorry, it appears to already be sold out.

I scooped up as much of those bad puppies as I could!
I figure to make a 50% profit on ebay…… j/k

 

[UsandThem]

I scooped up as much of those bad puppies as I could!
I figure to make a 50% profit on ebay…… j/k

Heck, why not?

If stupid people willingly buy stupid stuff, might as make some money.

Hell, a bunch of nerds gladly shelled out $$$ for nasty-ass "GamerGirl Bath Water".

 

[BoomerD]

I scooped up as much of those bad puppies as I could!
I figure to make a 50% profit on ebay…… j/k

Now come on...fess up. You're gonna eat those...all of them.

 

[uclaLabrat]

Never wanted to eat a candle before.

 

[Sonikku]

The $75 candle is actually called "This Smells Like a Vagina," so at least shoppers know exactly what they're getting with this scent.

On the contrary, most of the nerds around here wouldn't have any idea what it smells like.

 

[BoomerD]

On the contrary, most of the nerds around here wouldn't have any idea what it smells like.

That's highly unfair. Most of them at least passed through one once...

 

[whm1974]

Dude...50 is young for me...

Open a can of cheap tuna and leave it out for a few days. You will get the same smell it will be much cheaper.

Heck, why not?

If stupid people willingly buy stupid stuff, might as make some money.

Hell, a bunch of nerds gladly shelled out $$$ for nasty-ass "GamerGirl Bath Water".

Well here you go...

GamerGirl Bath Water - Belle Delphine's Store

Bottled while I’m playing in the bath ^-^ This really is bath water.. disclaimer: This water is not for drinking and should only be used for sentimental purposes.

belledelphinesstore.com

 

[Iron Woode]

Why in Hell Would anyone want their home or office smelling someone's vagina or ball sack? You can buy way better scented candles and cheaper at store that sells them. And Goop's founder is at least what, her late 40's, 50's.

Who Hell is willing to sniff an old woman's vagina?

when I was in my late 20's - early 30's fooling around with MILFs was way more fun than younger ladies.

Plus they made you dinner afterwards.

 

[Captante]

Plumber's crack, and after workout swamp-ass are still available though.

50/50, you in?

Thank goodness I already ate breakfast!