Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of a magazine

meltdown75

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I know this is a stereotypical ATOT bash the hot chick post but anyone else think she looks like a surfer dude with long straight blonde hair here?

I mean, she even looks a little... "stoked"... ;)

Text SFW
 

Jeff7

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The fitting caption with that expression would be, "Duuuhhhhhhhhhhh."

She looks a lot more normal in the second picture.
 

waggy

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the first picture is disturbing. she looks like shit.

the 2nd picture is better.
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: hanoverphist
gotta find a hot chick to be bashing her... shes not.
I know but you know someone was going to come in here dropping some eye rolls so I had to throw up the shields.
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
The fitting caption with that expression would be, "Duuuhhhhhhhhhhh."

She looks a lot more normal in the second picture.
yeah. must be the boots.
 

KeithTalent

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Originally posted by: waggy
the first picture is disturbing. she looks like shit.

the 2nd picture is better.

Agreed. I've always liked her, but that first picture looks nothing like her.

KT
 

LtPage1

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I don't know how they managed to make her look mannish, but they did.
 

JEDI

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
I know this is a stereotypical ATOT bash the hot chick post but anyone else think she looks like a surfer dude with long straight blonde hair here?

I mean, she even looks a little... "stoked"... ;)

Text SFW

omg.. in that cover pic, she looks like a fem guy
 

nakedfrog

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Huh... I wonder if the cover airbrush artist is vindictive. Maybe he/she has a bone to pick with her.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Huh... I wonder if the cover airbrush artist is vindictive. Maybe he/she has a bone to pick with her.

That's got to be it. With her skin tone she'd never sport a tan like that naturally and her eyebrows are not near that dark.