GWB Joke

[351Cleveland]

All politics aside... okay so we can't do that here. This one is funny regardless of who you like!

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several
minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the
unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel,
Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and
by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must
have slapped his face"
(2) The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands
on the blonde and she smacked him".
(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by
mistake she slapped me"
(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack Clinton again".

 

[Czar]

LOL

 

[MrBond]

Heard this one before, its a good one

 

[Tominator]

 

[etech]

I liked it, an equal oppurtunity joke.

 

[Shantanu]

I heard that one before, except the one I heard involved a Polish man and a Russian army officer.

 

[Texmaster]

<< All politics aside... okay so we can't do that here. This one is funny regardless of who you like!

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several
minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the
unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel,
Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - &quot;That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and
by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must
have slapped his face&quot;
(2) The fat lady thought - &quot;That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands
on the blonde and she smacked him&quot;.
(3) Bill Clinton thought - &quot;George put his hand on that blonde and by
mistake she slapped me&quot;
(4) George Bush thought - &quot;I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack Clinton again&quot;. >>




LOL that is good. Here is one I heard.


George Bush makes a trip to England to see the Queen. England spares no expense welcoming the president with red carpet, a full band and a carriage drawn by 4 beautiful white horses. As the two officials rode around in the carriage, one of the horses let out a tremendous fart causing a monumental stench but the 2 figures grinned and continued to wave to the people. The Queen finally decided to break the tention and said &quot;I'm so sorry Mr. President but there are some things a Queen simply cannot control&quot; The president replied &quot;Think nothing of it. In fact if you had not said anything, I would have thought it was one of the horses.&quot;

 

[yakko]

<< (4) George Bush thought - &quot;I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can >>

hahahaha

 

[arod]

thats pretty good...