Guys...

[Zysoclaplem]

Is there a problem, for any of you, with using a regular toilet when you go into the men's room?

There is only one urinal in the men's bathroom here, and I am so god damned tired of people standing behind me waiting for me to get done. I was here first! Go into the fvcking stall, it's empty, you don't have to use the urinal. Pee into the sink for all I care. Just get off my back.

Thank you.

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Is there a problem, for any of you, with using a regular toilet when you go into the men's room?

There is only one urinal in the men's bathroom here, and I am so god damned tired of people standing behind me waiting for me to get done. I was here first! Go into the fvcking stall, it's empty, you don't have to use the urinal. Pee into the sink for all I care. Just get off my back.

Thank you.

Amen brother.

 

[FoBoT]

maybe you should preempt them and use the stall yourself

 

[isasir]

You should turn around mid-piss and tell them to use the stall.

 

[alien42]

i have the opposite problem at work. dudes using the stall instead of the urinal when one is available. they pi$$ all over the toilet seat and i have to wait for them to finish before cleaning up their mess and popping a squat

 

[Papagayo]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Is there a problem, for any of you, with using a regular toilet when you go into the men's room?

There is only one urinal in the men's bathroom here, and I am so god damned tired of people standing behind me waiting for me to get done. I was here first! Go into the fvcking stall, it's empty, you don't have to use the urinal. Pee into the sink for all I care. Just get off my back.

Thank you.

Don't bother me none..

I have a big hose..

 

[meltdown75]

heheh. that would be weird, never had it happen to me. luckily we have an abundance of sh!tters here. 4 stalls and 2 urinals total, and a handicapped 'standalone' sh!tter' if you're shy or you really need to do some damage in private.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Is there a problem, for any of you, with using a regular toilet when you go into the men's room?

There is only one urinal in the men's bathroom here, and I am so god damned tired of people standing behind me waiting for me to get done. I was here first! Go into the fvcking stall, it's empty, you don't have to use the urinal. Pee into the sink for all I care. Just get off my back.

Thank you.

:thumbsup: I agree.... sometimes I don't use the stall if it's particularly disgusting. But even then I go to the sink, and wash something so I'm not just standing behind the "peeer"

-Max

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I really feel like locking the door sometimes. I hate that pressure, with a guy standing there, just waiting...waiting...
And they make no show of hiding their impatience.

 

[Zanix]

Quit Fapping at the urinal then!

 

[moshquerade]

gawd, i'm glad women don't breath down each other's back at urinals.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Oh and for the love of God take your pubic hair with you, please don't leave it everywhere but where it should be. It's absolutely disgusting.

 

[DougK62]

Some people have a problem with others hearing them pee, so they have to use a urinal. Silly, I know, but I know a couple guys like this.

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
gawd, i'm glad women don't breath down each other's back at urinals.

you don't?

 

[imported_Hi]

if you dont want a problem stop going in the wrong bathroom

 

[MisterJackson]

Just suddenly turn around while you're still pee'ing. Word will get out and noone will stand behind you again.

 

[chrisms]

I've grown tired of bathroom politics. Now, I usually just pee on the floor.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: chrisms
I've grown tired of bathroom politics. Now, I usually just pee on the floor.

:laugh:

 

[poopaskoopa]

Turn around and piss on him.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
gawd, i'm glad women don't breath down each other's back at urinals.

hey, that sounds kinda hot. :Q

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I oughta just invite him to join me, and ask him if he would like to sword fight.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: isasir
You should turn around mid-piss and tell them to use the stall.

:laugh:

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
gawd, i'm glad women don't breath down each other's back at urinals.

You pee standing up?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: alien42
i have the opposite problem at work. dudes using the stall instead of the urinal when one is available. they pi$$ all over the toilet seat and i have to wait for them to finish before cleaning up their mess and popping a squat

I hate it when I go into the mens room and there is a guy at the middle urinal of three urinals. Who chooses the middle urinal if all three available?

We also have a number of people who don't wash their hands after handling their junk. That is simply disgusting. :|

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: alien42
i have the opposite problem at work. dudes using the stall instead of the urinal when one is available. they pi$$ all over the toilet seat and i have to wait for them to finish before cleaning up their mess and popping a squat

I hate it when I go into the mens room and there is a guy at the middle urinal of three urinals. Who chooses the middle urinal if all three available?

We also have a number of people who don't wash their hands after handling their junk. That is simply disgusting. :|

I do my business at the cleanest one

Maybe the guys are just checking out the OP's bum.