Guys: You're in the kitchen scratching yourself when you notice the neighbors staring at you through the sliding door.

[XZeroII]

1. Stop scratching.
2. Pretend you didn't see them looking at you.
3. Remove sandwich from the refridgerator.
4. Look surprised and wave like nothing happened.

This is going to be ackward later. I just know it.


BTW: I was wearing sweatpants and a tshirt at the time.

 

[Ika]

Say you were petting a cat. Or a rooster.

 

[forfor]

I'd take it out, rub it to the window and smile.

 

[KLin]

Tell them you were getting in the mood.

 

[swtethan]

shake their hand next time you see them

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
1. Stop scratching.
2. Pretend you didn't see them looking at you.
3. Remove sandwich from the refridgerator.
4. Look surprised and wave like nothing happened.

This is going to be ackward later. I just know it.


BTW: I was wearing sweatpants and a tshirt at the time.

If my neighbor came up to me and said, "Hey neighbor, I saw you scratching your Johnson the other day," I'd move. What a freak.

 

[iamme]

invite them over for dinner and watch them squirm....

 

[OutHouse]

5. sniff finger and smile

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
This is going to be ackward later. I just know it.

How is it going to be awkward?

I can guarantee that they will not say,

"You obviously didn't see me because you continued to retrieve a sandwich, but I saw you scratching at the ol' wang earlier. Care to explain yourself?"

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: XZeroII
This is going to be ackward later. I just know it.

How is it going to be awkward?

I can guarantee that they will not say,

"You obviously didn't see me because you continued to retrieve a sandwich, but I saw you scratching at the ol' wang earlier. Care to explain yourself?"

It'll probably come up during a BBQ event or something. They'll stop over and start talking with my guests and WHAM!

 

[Deeko]

i would have waved. who cares? guys scratch.

 

[kingtas]

Now go stare at them through their sliding door while scratching yourself. That'll win them over.

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: kingtas
Now go stare at them through their sliding door while scratching yourself. That'll win them over.

:laugh: LOL

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Citrix
5. sniff finger and smile

:laugh:

 

[Kwaipie]

This is the single reason I keep a whole pie on hand at all times.

 

[jtusa]

You were scratching, not rubbing one out. What's the big deal?

 

[Dacalo]

LOL @ this thread

 

[fs5]

this all depends if your neighbor is a male or female?

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: Dacalo
LOL @ this thread

I'm roaring over here. Some of the lines in the threads this evening are priceless.

 

[Trikat]

Originally posted by: altonb1

Originally posted by: Dacalo
LOL @ this thread

I'm roaring over here. Some of the lines in the threads this evening are priceless.

Yea, I had to lol at a few.

 

[Squisher]

You should have acted like you picked off a bug and ate it.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Squisher
You should have acted like you picked off a bug and ate it.

No. You should have actually picked off a bug and ate it...