GUYS: This will help you read women's dating profiles

[Xstatic1]

For all you guys registered with match, yahoo personals, etc who aren't really sure what the girl/woman really means in her description of herself, here ya go:

Adventurous.....................................Slept with everyone
Athletic.............................................No tits
Average looking................................Ugly
Beautiful............................................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..............................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...........................On medication
Free spirit.........................................Junkie
Friendship first..................................Former slut
Fun..................................................Annoying
New-Age.........................................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
Open-minded...................................Desperate
Outgoing..........................................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.......................................Sloppy drunk
Professional......................................Bitch
Feminist...........................................Fat
Voluptuous......................................Very Fat
Large frame.....................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate..............................Stalker

 

[Corporate Thug]

even less funny that this:

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1964516&enterthread=y

 

[hiredgoons]

Seriously, please stop posting these.

 

[BlancoNino]

So who's starting to miss my jokes?

 

[ForumMaster]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
So who's starting to miss my jokes?

i admit it. even your jokes are better then Xstatic1's!

 

[doze]

groan :frown:

 

[aircooled]

dude. you gotta stop.

 

[mrrman]

you forgot curvy which means fat