Guys That Moisturize, Get in Here

[highland145]

Assuming the proper stance of dominance over your interviewer is more important than what you wear.

You think the riding crop would be too much?

 

[skimple]

Best. Thread. Ever.

 

[Krazy4Real]

You think the riding crop would be too much?

I thought it was a given that it's necessary.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Everyone on AT moisturizes... if you know what I mean.

 

[SP33Demon]

Crocs are the new in-thing for interviews, don't forget them.

 

[dank69]

Everyone on AT moisturizes... if you know what I mean.

I came to post this, but technically I don't think you can call it moisturizing.

 

[Fritzo]

A dark blue dress shirt will contrast nicely with the black pants (please don't let them be cargo pants). Iron a nice crease in the pants in the front. Please wear a black leather belt. Also wear a white t-shirt under your shirt to keep it crisp looking and absorb your sweat while you nervously talk about your fake accomplishments to your interviewer.

Do not wear cologne, just deodorant. Also- be sure to moisturize because nobody hires wrinkly old farts.

- Unwrinkled, well dressed, successful ATOTer

 

[tential]

I'm still loling at the title.

Sorry OP, can't help you though. Maybe after this week when I start moisturizing for real I can.

 

[blackdogdeek]

If you're already set on the black slacks, I'd go with a medium gray shirt and a patterned dark gray tie.

Good luck on the interview.

 

[olds]

Just throw your ball gag on the table and ask who's 1st. They will cower under your stance of dominance and you'll be hired on the spot.

lol


What's Mrs. Olds say?

Bright white shirt and tie with red and black.
I'd wear a white shirt if i was wearing a coat. But with no coat, I'd look like a bus boy.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Skip the tie -

slacks, dress shirt, sport coat - sophisticated, classy yet casual.

Wearing a tie without a jacket makes you look like your working at Radio Shack.

And dont forget - the belt matches the shoes. Dont mix up colors.

 

[highland145]

Bright white shirt and tie with red and black.
I'd wear a white shirt if i was wearing a coat. But with no coat, I'd look like a bus boy.

Yeah, that doesn't sound good.

Good luck.

 

[Possessed Freak]

Wear the damn suit.

 

[ElFenix]

be sure to answer any phone calls or texts that come in while you're in the interview.

 

[onlyCOpunk]

If you have to come here to ask what to wear to a job interview, you've already lost the job.

I imagine you wearing some daggy black cotton pants with an oversized short sleeved button up shirt that you would've just opened up out of the packet and put on with a clip on tie. You've also chosen to wear your best studded belt and are trying to pass of black sneakers as dress shoes. IE anyone who's ever been on Judge Judy.

 

[JDawg1536]

As a general rule, you would dress one level above everyone else in the office. I, personally, would wear a suit to any job I applied for. Just call and ask.

 

[olds]

If you have to come here to ask what to wear to a job interview, you've already lost the job.

I imagine you wearing some daggy black cotton pants with an oversized short sleeved button up shirt that you would've just opened up out of the packet and put on with a clip on tie. You've also chosen to wear your best studded belt and are trying to pass of black sneakers as dress shoes. IE anyone who's ever been on Judge Judy.

Don't forget my red bandanna.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Wear a light baby blue/sky blue dress shirt. Maybe a striped silver/blue tie to go with it.

 

[Rudee]

Show up wearing Lu-Lu Lemon yoga pants. Show them you`re athletic side.

 

[SagaLore]

I'm still loling at the title.

"Guys That Moisturize, Come in Here" would have been funnier.

 

[Ruptga]

I came to post this, but technically I don't think you can call it moisturizing.

I was sure that's what this thread would be about before I clicked it

 

[RossMAN]

Are you going to work at Google with pcslookout?