Sx (sex) - By far the most desired man element. Sex is the way Mother Nature tricks us into making more people. But we screw her over with hand jobs, blow jobs, and pearl necklaces.
Sp (spice channel) - Leathery, tatted-out skanks doing the same four doofuses, with no penetration or money shot. There's more to whack to on
Providence. The Arby's of porn.
Pe (Premature ejaculation) - To prevent premature ejaculation, Paul pictures drunken Peter Gammons trimming Randy Johnson's scrotum hairs.
Ewww.. That's going to give me nightmares now.
Scrapster