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Tret

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A girl is wearing a revealing shirt that shows clevage and you stare at her chest then the girl notices you staring than she gives you a disgusting look?
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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Here's what I do.

When she gives you the look of death and says "what the hell are you looking at?"

I say "your breasts, they are quite nice. Thanks for sharing them with the world."

Really. There's no law against looking. If you don't want me to look, don't have them hanging out there like landing pads for helicopters.
 
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Tret

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Here's what I do.

When she gives you the look of death and says "what the hell are you looking at?"

I say "your breasts, they are quite nice. Thanks for sharing them with the world."

Really. There's no law against looking. If you don't want me to look, don't have them hanging out there like landing pads for helicopters.
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Exactly they wear those shirts for us to look at.
 
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Eli

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Here's what I do.

When she gives you the look of death and says "what the hell are you looking at?"

I say "your breasts, they are quite nice. Thanks for sharing them with the world."

Really. There's no law against looking. If you don't want me to look, don't have them hanging out there like landing pads for helicopters.
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Exactly. Couldn't have said it better myself.

 
Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

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Originally posted by: Tret
A girl is wearing a revealing shirt that shows clevage and you stare at her chest then the girl notices you staring than she gives you a disgusting look?
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THey usually smile at me. :)
 
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Tret

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: Tret
A girl is wearing a revealing shirt that shows clevage and you stare at her chest then the girl notices you staring than she gives you a disgusting look?
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THey usually smile at me. :)
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They also do that to
 
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SuperTool

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Originally posted by: Bleep
Just say to her Those are the best implants I have seen today.
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I have a breast implant maker in one of my 401K mutual funds, so every time I see fake t!ts, I go chaa-ching ;)
 
Kadarin

Kadarin

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Women are a great contradiction. They say that they do not wish to be "objectified", yet are very concerned about their appearance.
 
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