Guys...are you ready for Bikini Basketball?

BoomerD

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http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201209/bikini-basketball-league-gearing-inaugural-season

Bikini Basketball League Gearing Up For Inaugural Season

o all fans of the Lingerie Football League who are wondering about what they will watch when the season ends, you can stop worrying. The Bikini Basketball League is here.

The league consists of seven teams -- the Chicago Desire, the Orlando Lady Cats, the Miami Spice, the Los Angeles Ice, the Hollywood Hotties and the Atlanta Fleet Angels. Tryouts have already taken place in the different cities, and the league will get underway in the summer of 2013.

"This is a competitive basketball league, so we are definitely looking for girls that can really play," Miami Spice representatives told the Miami New Times. "It is also a bikini league in which the girls will be playing basketball in bikinis, so looking good in a bikini is a must."

While it certainly has taken its share of ridicule, the Lingerie Football League has actually produced some highlight-reel plays. Plus it has gained attention for hosting its Lingerie Bowl on Super Bowl Sunday.

No word on whether the Bikini Basketball League's Finals will coincide with the NBA Finals. But with a summer schedule planned, the league will be going head to head against the WNBA.

Some teaser pics
 

brainhulk

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i wanna play

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rambis, bird, mchale...that 1 picture has more basketball than this "league" ever will. and most of those broads are fugly.
 

Spoooon

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"So she coughed."

_ "Coughing? Naked? It's a turn-off, man."

"Everything goes with naked."

_ "When you cough there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion."

"You spoiled spoiled man. You know how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked?"

_ "But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing - good. Naked crouching - bad."

I think bikini basketball is going to be in the realm of bad naked.
 

Red Storm

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As someone who appreciates both basketball and bikinis... what a fucking stupid idea.
 

alien42

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while i am happy to see my city on the list of teams, they couldn't come up with a better name than the Fleet Angels, really?