GUYS: Are you an 'ass' reporter?

[mztykal]

Meaning everytime a girl with a nice booty walks by you rate it or stare or comment on how it looks.

So do you?

I know I do. I sometimes forget and do it when my g/f is with me. Then I get in a little trouble. But she doesn't mind.

So post yes or no.


-MzTyKaL

 

[Nutcase99]

Naw man I can control myself

 

[Delusion2001]

(that means yes)

 

[mztykal]

Nutcase99 - Don't lie. You can be honest with us!

 

[tkim]

hell yeah! i especially love when a girl is wearing white pants and a black thong!










MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

 

[Sluggo]

I think about it...I have been married almost 11 years. I learned about 8 years ago to finally keep my mouth shut about other womens attributes, or lack thereof.

 

[IBhacknU]

I used to be an 'ass' reporter, but the mods put an end to it

 

[mztykal]

I prefer tight white pants and a white thong! Yah baby!

<-----has to learn to shut his mouth...

 

[SSP]

Yes... Yes I do!

 

[Hmagnet]

I prefer a bare ass

 

[pamchenko]

me and my frendz do...we have hand signals or code words for such. its a way to pass time and have &quot;guy&quot; fun. Each of me and my friends has a different type of girl we particularly like. me? i like tall blondes so there is a hand signal for that. a friend of mine likes girls with european/mysterious eyes and we just start saying &quot;oh the mystery.&quot; another friend of mine likes girls so skinny u can see their ribs...we just run our fingers along our ribs. another friend of mine, steve, likes young girls with wavy hair and sweatpants...so we just say &quot;oh that's steve music&quot;...

 

[Russ]

mztykal,

If you think your girlfriend actually doesn't mind that kind of rude behavior, you have a lot to learn about women.

Russ, NCNE

 

[mztykal]

Russ,

I know she doesn't like it. Its not like I try to do it on purpose. I just 'naturally' look. I try not to do it cus I know I wouldn't like it if she looked at other guys. But she doesn't, thats why I 'try' to make it up to her if I do in EVERY way that I can. Be it shopping or taking her out to dinner. Whatever works. Other than that I'm 'perfect'. She admits that I'm her best b/f and such. So I try to keep that image no matter what. She means the world to me.


-MzTyKaL

 

[Jmman]

One of the cardinal sins....looking at another women's booty when in the presence of your girl. They may not say anything, but they remember that crap forever, just like an elephant....and yes, I check out girl's assets, but I am at least a little stealthy about it....

 

[thraashman]

I'll look if it's a nice one. The most I'll say is a simple &quot;oooh&quot;

 

[Hmagnet]

Being on a diet dosent mean you cant look at the menu.

 

[Namuna]

As SirMixAlot put it so adeptly...

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!

<---SERIOUS Butt man here.

 

[mztykal]

I don't say anything. I just do a quick once-over. If it's really tight looking I'll stare and wait for the girl to look at me, then I'll smile at her or wink. They usually wink or wave or smile or a combination of either of the three.

 

[Russ]

<< Being on a diet dosent mean you cant look at the menu. >>



Yeah, but drooling, and licking ones lips while evaluating the culinary selections at another restaurant is not a good idea while in the presence of the Head Chef where you regularly eat.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Hanpan]

&quot;Yeah, but drooling, and licking ones lips while evaluating the culinary selections at another restaurant is not a good idea while in the presence of the Head Chef where you regularly eat.&quot;

Damm that's the smartest thing i've read all day. NICE.

 

[mpg]

i'm a ass fan enthusiast myself. i'll usually say 'look at that ass' and then drool. asses can be decieving though.

 

[DannyLove]

i just tell myself &quot;damn she's cute!&quot; or &quot;OMG&quot; or &quot;i said god daaaaaaaaaaaaamn&quot; or &quot;wow, she really is a piece of a$$&quot; or &quot;wow, where do they breed them?!&quot;

but i dont &quot;rate&quot; them, thats an old and boring game.


Mztykal!!!!! #1, my choice is #1

 

[mztykal]

DannyLove - Haha. I thought it was number 3? You know it's nubmer one. Cus everyone chooses that one. All the girlies love me!

 

[DannyLove]

<< They usually wink or wave or smile or a combination of either of the three. >>


more like a slap to me. i doubt that dude!

 

[Harv22222]

Me and my roomates have a little rating system between us. One of them used to work at Long Johns Silver when he was in highschool. We rate them by the size of the meals. Family pack is obviously the best with piece of fish the lowest. Its always funny when we do it because one of us will just say it out really loud even if we are talking to the girl or just walked by and she heard us. They have no idea why we are talking about fish and chicken and family packs. Its a funny little thing between friends thats all.