Guy's are jerks...

mztykal

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...yah we are. :D

Oh well, if the world was full of people who weren't jerks, where would all the fun be? :D

Muahahahaha! Sorry, I couldn't resist, after reading some threads on here, I just had to make this post.

Yes, I'm a jerk, and I admit to it. :)
 

mztykal

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See, I knew people would admit to it. And if you don't, and you know you're a jerk, you're weird. Why hide it? Embrace it. If everyone were jerks, the world would be a much more entertaining place.

Ok, I lied, no it wouldn't, it would down right suck. But still, we need a few jerks, right? :D
 

Silex

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I'm what they call a fake jerk. Like I don't act like a jerk, but when something happens that can make act jerky, I always make myself out to look like the good guy and not be jerky or also I tend to turn jerky events into non-jerky ones (that make sense?). All that's important to me is if my words that I share can help further somebody else's knowledge by reading it. That's the best gift anybody can give somebody, knowledge. See and I don't have a teacher accreditation! :p

EDIT: And on the more ironic side, I have 411 posts... :D "Give me the 411 Silex!". "Yes Sir!"
 

Silex

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Shoot mz, that's what all the topic starters wish, for their thread to be as exciting as yours, but golly gee, I don't believe that anybody can ever reach the fervor and tenactity that your thread will surely develop.

Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
I have an on/off jerk switch on the back of my head.
I pray that little people with nerf guns aren't anywhere close to you when you are out on a date.
/me assumes that it's one of those flush-mount wall switches that you always see in those old-school nerf commercials
 

mztykal

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Originally posted by: Silex
Shoot mz, that's what all the topic starters wish, for their thread to be as exciting as yours, but golly gee, I don't believe that anybody can ever reach the fervor and tenactity that your thread will surely develop.

Wow, your sarcasm amazes me. I wish everyone were like you. LOL!

It's amazing what lack of sleep will do to your mind. :)
 

mztykal

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*imagines little people with Nerf guns shooting little Nerf foam darts at the back of his head*

Hahahhahahaha, that would totally suck if you just went total jerk on a girl and she left you there. I'd seriously think about having a cover plate for that jerk switch. LOL!
 

Silex

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Wow! How jerky of you to notice! I was going to say something along the lines that I was being sarcastic, but I thought all you dudes and dudetts would be smart enough to put 2 and 2 together and not think it was 4 :p. BTW, it's 2 am here :( and I still got work to do. But I can't get off this forum! I'm adic-adicted to you...(ripped from Simple Plan).
 

mztykal

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Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
wth you guys talking about? blondes and sluts like jerks :p

Blondes and sluts? LOL!

Ok, you can keep em, I don't like white girls. I prefer asian. :)
 

mztykal

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Originally posted by: Silex
Wow! How jerky of you to notice! I was going to say something along the lines that I was being sarcastic, but I thought all you dudes and dudetts would be smart enough to put 2 and 2 together and not think it was 4 :p. BTW, it's 2 am here :( and I still got work to do. But I can't get off this forum! I'm adic-adicted to you...(ripped from Simple Plan).

It's 11:00pm here and I have class tomorrow morning. The g/f is sleeping, she got work at 8:00am. :D
 

Silex

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Can't you interchange those 2 words in a sentence, ask a monkey to tell you the difference and have it quickly point to your senior member all schrively like two prunes holding a walking stick? I thought so...

My ex-gf was a hot a$$ vietamese chick. She was the asian equivalent of Avril Lavigne (no joke!). Except for that rocker chick finesse that we love so much in Avril. God I miss her, too bad we had a ton of communication issues otherwise I would be doing something involving that senior member of mine :D. Like taking a wizz... on her face HAR HAR.
 

mztykal

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Originally posted by: Silex
Can't you interchange those 2 words in a sentence, ask a monkey to tell you the difference and have it quickly point to your senior member all schrively like two prunes holding a walking stick? I thought so...

I doubt it matters to him. And all blondes aren't sluts, heck, a lot of blondes aren't born blonde for that matter. :D
 

Silex

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Bleach is God's way for brunettes and readheds to become artificial sluts. :D
 

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Anyone up for organising a Global Jerk Conference for exchanging notes and ideas...lol....
 

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Originally posted by: Silex
Bleach is God's way for brunettes and readheds to become artificial sluts. :D

redheads don't need bleach..."red-headed slut" is the saying i believe. :p