Guys: A no-no to say in a Victoria's Secret store

[Xstatic1]

Since the holiday shopping season will soon be in full-swing, just thought I'd share some helpful advice with y'all. Never, i repeat NEVER, say any of the following while you're inside a Victoria's Secret store:

7) Does this come in children's sizes?

6) No, thanks. Just sniffing.

5) Mom will love this.

4) No need to wrap it. I'll eat it here.

3) Oh the size doesn't matter. She's inflatable.

2) 45 bucks?? You just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!


AND the #1 thing you shouldn't ever say:

1) Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

 

[imported_Ned Flanders]

0 / 10

 

[PurdueRy]

::snore::

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: Ned Flanders
0 / 10

Zero is being too generous.

 

[Jinru]

#2 has some truth to it

 

[paulney]

*crickets*

 

[Ayah]

Heh. The crickets are loud.

 

[SolMiester]

tuff audience.....:-(

 

[Rastus]

Tough crowd.

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: Captante

Originally posted by: Ned Flanders
0 / 10

Zero is being too generous.

-0.0000000000...1/10

 

[gx3n0]

10/10 for cornyness and lameness

 

[imported_Ned Flanders]

I put forward the motion that the OP should kill himself to avoid similar posts in the future. Desperate measures...

 

[sandorski]

You should open for Michael Richards and save his career!

 

[d2arcturus]

Originally posted by: sandorski
You should open for Michael Richards and save his career!

Weak.

 

[Kelnoen]

Originally posted by: Ned Flanders
I put forward the motion that the OP should kill himself to avoid similar posts in the future. Desperate measures...

Second

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: d2arcturus

Originally posted by: sandorski
You should open for Michael Richards and save his career!

Weak.

I prefer "Topical" myself.

 

[j00fek]

 

[biggestmuff]

awful

 

[d2arcturus]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: d2arcturus

Originally posted by: sandorski
You should open for Michael Richards and save his career!

Weak.

I prefer "Topical" myself.

Oh yeah? Like Hawaii, Bermuda or what?




Hah! My attempt at humor made me cry. WAIT no no it didn't, I'm a man.

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: d2arcturus

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: d2arcturus

Originally posted by: sandorski
You should open for Michael Richards and save his career!

Weak.

I prefer "Topical" myself.

Oh yeah? Like Hawaii, Bermuda or what?




Hah! My attempt at humor made me cry. WAIT no no it didn't, I'm a man.

The jury is still out on that

 

[krunchykrome]

zzzzz

 

[hpkeeper]

#8: My sister has some just like these.

 

[lizardth]

Hey I thought it was funny!

 

[Injury]

#6 doesn't work, because VS does, in fact, sell fragrences, soaps, lotions, etc.

 

[Krazy4Real]

:thumbsdown: