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Guy tries to stop me

MoPHo

MoPHo

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Ok so I live in the Houston area and my el camino recently broke down (just emigrated from Mexico, ya see). So i needed a new way to get around the city.

Around 11:50 last night i see this apartment with a garage and decide to take a look inside. There's this bike so i figure, "what the hell? it's just sitting there, i think i'll take it." So i do and as I'm leaving, this guy that is like half a foot taller than me and weighs 50 pounds more (who could've obviously kicked my ass, if he weren't carrying his laundry) comes up and starts arguing with me.

He asks what i was doing and I told him (voice trembling because this guy could've kicked my ass) "I'm..I'm...taking my bike..." so we argue for 5 minutes. I almost peed my pants cuz this guy could've just rocked my ass, but again he had his laundry in his hands thank god! So i just walked off with his bike! Maybe i should post this is the Hot Deals Forum...oh and if any of you guys want this guy's address, just PM me and i'll hook you up.
 
I'm gonna go with 7/10 because I actually got a chuckle out of the last paragraph.
 
I'm going to go with 6/10 as well. This was a solid parody, but its a bit late and I'm not sure I like the direction you went with it.
 
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