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Guy I know having brain surgery

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A5

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This is all from a third party, but I'm pretty sure that it's all accurate, so here goes:

A & B are drunk, and B drops A on his head, for reasons unknown. A then has a sizable dent in his head, but thinks nothing of it.

3 Weeks later...(Today)
A goes to the doctor, because the dent is still there. Doctor finds either a hemmorage or a clot (not sure), and has A rushed to the local hospital for emergency brain surgery.

*Cliff's Notes*
Guy gets dropped on head, has hemmorage/clot, lucky to have survived 3 weeks, now in surgery.

More details as I get them.
 
Yeah...he somehow went around for 3 weeks with this dent in his head...the doctor said he was lucky to have survived to this point.
 
Sounds like this guy probably has a subdural hematoma. They can survive for quite a while before developing any major symptoms. Of course, a "huge dent" would be a big symptom. LOL

Ahhh I tell you...the medical profession is totally anti-Darwinism. These bastards are going to live to propagate their genes 🙁
 
he should have tried blowing on his thumb like a ballon...thats how they take care of dents in the head on cartoons! 😛

dude serisoulsy, what was he thinking oh the dent will pop back out...or mayb he was waiting for his dent king to be fedexed to him?😛


thats soem crazy shiznit
 
Like you all have not got drunk and done something stupid to your friends..

Once I put a cigarette out on a buddies leg because he spilled coke in my truck.
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Like you all have not got drunk and done something stupid to your friends..

Once I put a cigarette out on a buddies leg because he spilled coke in my truck.
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speak for yourself, gomer.
 
if your going to alter your consiousness be sure your smart and not stupid, if your stupid your consciousness isnt going to be altered into something smarter anyway. alcohol is by far one of the ugliest substances that i have encounterd.
 
Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
I work in a Neurological Intensive Care Unit...we see lots of those surgeries and young people do very well! 🙂
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The only encouragement so far. Thanks.

how big of a dent are we talking about??
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I don't know...friend said "a crater"
 
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Wtf? There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to begin...
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That's what I said when I first heard about it.
 
Originally posted by: A5
This is all from a third party, but I'm pretty sure that it's all accurate, so here goes:

A & B are drunk, and B drops A on his head, for reasons unknown. A then has a sizable dent in his head, but thinks nothing of it.

3 Weeks later...(Today)
A goes to the doctor, because the dent is still there. Doctor finds either a hemmorage or a clot (not sure), and has A rushed to the local hospital for emergency brain surgery.

*Cliff's Notes*
Guy gets dropped on head, has hemmorage/clot, lucky to have survived 3 weeks, now in surgery.

More details as I get them.
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I wish him luck, health via a speedy recovery, and most of all, common sense.
 
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
if your going to alter your consiousness be sure your smart and not stupid, if your stupid your consciousness isnt going to be altered into something smarter anyway.
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2 out of 5 correct usages of "your" isn't bad
 
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