Guy driving along a highway gets pulled over by a cop....

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The guy says "Why did you pull me over? I did absolutely nothing wrong!"

Cop says "Did you not notice that your wife fell out of the car a couple of miles back?"

Guy screams "Thank goodness! I had just believed that I had fallen deaf!"

:Q
 

StageLeft

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Um, I don't get it.

Oh "DEAF" not "DEAD" now it makes sense :)
 

kranky

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One along the same theme:

A police officer pulls over an hard-of-hearing elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctor's appointment. The officer attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding.
She looks at her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The husband shouts, "He said he stopped you for speeding."
The officer asks the elderly female for her driver's license and she turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The husband, shouting again, says, "He wants to see your driver's license."
The woman hands the officer her license and he sees that she is from his old hometown. The officer tells the couple that he remembers the town because he had the worst sexual experience of his life there.
The women looks at her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
The husband shouts back, "He says he knows you."
 

BigPoppa

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Along the same line:

Man talking to police officer:
Yeah, i know, he was all over the road, i had to swerve to hit him!