ROFLMAO. So much epic fail you can't possibly be serious and you're auditioning to be the worst parody writer in the history of the Onion, right? Right? That just has to be a joke. Nobody could be that stupid. Streets are not first come first served. If the street is not officially closed by permit and by law then the people in it are there illegally and the car attempting to drive on said street is acting lawfully. Simply being in the vicinity of an event does not make a PUBLIC ROAD the property of that event no matter how many geeks they have.
Where did you learn to drive? Pedestrians always have the right of way, especially at a stop sign. This isn't jay walking on a 60mph freeway. Can you be even more stupid? I get that it's annoying to have to wait but you can't just run over a pedestrian. Next time someone's in front of you at a stop sign, just run them over and make sure to record the event. By all means, prove me wrong.
Try to get this through your head moron. Tailgaters DO NOT tailgate in the middle of public roads. Hell, they can't even tailgate in the driving lanes of parking lots. They obey the law and do not block the right of way for cars that are legally driving on an OPEN road. Perhaps pretend zombies could show the same common sense. And perhaps you could show a little yourself.
lol, now I know that you're a troll. I bring up tailgaters because you made the claim that the Zombie Walkers where "illegally detaining him against his will". How stupid does that sound? That's how I know you're a troll. Yes, Tailgaters don't sit in the middle of the road but I bring it up because we all know at large football and basketball games, not every road can be blocked off. There are always a few roads with pedestrians crossing. Are you suppose to run them over? You're obviously being a troll, unless you are just that stupid.