Guy Bathroom habits that I loathe. Some suggestions.

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: OverVolt
i personally just go into the bathroom with my wiener hanging out and spin in multiple circles while peeing. Then i leave a few logs of poo in the sink.

:heart:

 

[Demo24]

why not just take a piss off the side of the building? 😛 😀

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: DEMO24
why not just take a piss off the side of the building? 😛 😀

LOL, that'd just be sooo wrong, downtown Miami at around 5PM oh man I would hit a lot of people if I ever did something like that!

 

[HombrePequeno]

After I take a leak I generally wipe down the splash spots that I left on the porcelain part of the toilet. I also always make sure to put the lid on the toilet seat down. People usually won't pee on the seat if they don't have a hole to pee through.

 

[JoeKing]

I never miss!

Even when the ladies leave the seat down 😎

 

[JBT]

While I agree with most of your points. But I love urinals. Yea sure you CAN get splash back but if you use proper technique you should be all set.

Where I work most everyone is great. Most everyone wash's thier hands and no one leaves shits in the toilet.

 

[imported_Kensai]

Originally posted by: JBT
While I agree with most of your points. But I love urinals. Yea sure you CAN get splash back but if you use proper technique you should be all set.

Where I work most everyone is great. Most everyone wash's thier hands and no one leaves shits in the toilet.

There's a special technique? 😱

 

[sparkyclarky]

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: VIAN
Another issue is urinals. The most useless things in the world. Probably done for bathroom quickness at the cost of dirtiness, or done solely to mark men's superiority above women. It's useless. Not only does it sometimes leave your penis out in the open for many to see, but if your stream goes into the wall straight or or low, it will splash on your hands. Little drops. I had to shoot up at a 45 degree angle toward the wall so that it wouldn't splash. Btch doesn't come with instructions. 🙂 Anyway, still after that, you don't just shake your thing and all the liquid that on you penis suddenly evaporates, it's still there and it dries there and now you penis is dirty.

*scratches head*

You sure you know how to work that thing?

I've never had that problem. It's called - get this - AIMING.

Muahahaha

 

[SithSolo1]

Originally posted by: VIAN
EDIT:
Just rememeber one final thing. And this is what's gonna really hurt the men here because it will lower themselves to women's level. If you pee into the toilet standing up, it's like peeing in the urnial, it's very difficult, actually even more difficult to stop it from splashing up over the toilet and onto the toilet seat or the floor around the toilet. I've seen it done on a clean floor, when I was experimenting the best way not to splash. The best way is... to sit down on the toilet seat and pee that way. It's really hard to pee standing up and not splash. Just sit down and pee. Less nasty things to clean around your house at least, I know in public places, with current conduct, who would want to do that?!

I having an extremely tough time right now believing you're male.

......wtf...sit down? Did you even have a father?

 

[dcdude]

you know the penis is the cleanest organ on the body

your not gonna get salmonella by shaking some dudes hand you suspect of not washing his hands


and sitting down to pee? being freakishly worried of some dude seeing your wang?


woman

 

[VIAN]

i personally just go into the bathroom with my wiener hanging out and spin in multiple circles while peeing. Then i leave a few logs of poo in the sink.

OMG! LOL! So going in Sig, if it fits.

 

[thegimp03]

Peeing on the ceiling is easy. Try cr4pping. 😀 And rofl @ garden hose technique.

 

[RaiderJ]

This thread is great. It's like a virtual-dork version of the Man Show.

 

[jagec]

I agree with you about putting the seat up and washing your hands, but...

Originally posted by: VIAN
Anyway, still after that, you don't just shake your thing and all the liquid that on you penis suddenly evaporates, it's still there and it dries there and now you penis is dirty.

Are you sure you're qualified to operate a penis? I think you might need lessons. Liquid on your penis? Do you pee straight up or something?