guns suck

jhu

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i'm still waiting for my thermonuclear warhead from that surplus army depot in russia. guns just don't have the kind of firepower i need. or maybe ups sucks for being late with my shipment...
 

jhu

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yeah, except you have to call it "degenerate matter" or else they'll get suspicious.
 

Napalm381

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Degenerate matter? I thought that was what ends up in the toilet after too much Mexican food the night before.
 

Jmman

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Actually, I have some of those suitcase size 50 kiloton bombs around here somewhere......I don't keep them locked up though....might need to get at them quick if someone breaks into my house.....:)
 

Moonbeam

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I take it you flunked another test. Doesn't mean you gotta take out the whole city.

I thought ups had like a seventy pound weight limit. They aren't going to deliver anything that weighs in the kiloton range.
 

jhu

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I thought ups had like a seventy pound weight limit.


it's actually being shipped dismantled. i still have to put everything together. good thing it comes with a free radiation suit
 

Wuming

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ups ships radioactive material? do they ship chemical warheads then? heh
 

LordMaul

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Hey....I want one... *whips out "Cheaper Than Dirt" and browses hopefully..*
 

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In my neighborhood, guns can be the difference between who's in the box and who's standing in front of it at the funeral. :Q