Gummint proposes new regs for holes in swiss cheese...

[brandc]

<< Regulations around since 1987 dictate that the holes in Grade-A Swiss cheese must be between 11/16 and 13/16 of an inch in diameter. But the new rules would let the holes be as small as 3/8 of an inch... >>


http://www.frontpagemag.com/realitybites/2000/default.htm

 

[BigSmooth]

No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOO! :Q They can't do this to me! I mean, 3/8 of an inch? WTF is that? That's not Swiss cheese! Why? Why? Why? OMG, I need some air!!!

 

[thebestMAX]

Tell it to the mice !