Gulf Oil Disease Killing Workers

[piasabird]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/usoilpollutionenvironmentbphealth

News sources are reporting that some oil spill workers have some kind of sickness, and they are not getting any better. Did BP put something in the water that is killing people???

 

[dmcowen674]

Did BP put something in the water that is killing people???

Oil?

 

[Schadenfroh]

Oil?

Or this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Oil_(X-Files)#Black_oil

 

[theeedude]

Who cares what's killing those workers? Let's just defund EPA, and let bygones be bygones.

 

[Fear No Evil]

Who cares what's killing those workers? Let's just defund EPA, and let bygones be bygones.

Or we could attack Libya. That would probably resolve it as well.

 

[Throckmorton]

"Don't worry. It's safe".

At this point I don't think reassurances like that have any meaning anymore. And now I have a big radioactive cloud heading toward me that "they" say is safe.

 

[Genx87]

Or this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Oil_(X-Files)#Black_oil

That was my first thought as well. It is a global conspiracy to open a way for an alien invasion. Can you prove it isnt?

 

[theeedude]

Or we could attack Libya. That would probably resolve it as well.

Looks like you got it figured out.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

And now I have a big radioactive cloud heading toward me that "they" say is safe.

I take it science isn't your strong point.

 

[Martin]

You guys need to apologize to BP dragging their good name through the sludge.

 

[theeedude]

Defund EPA so that they don't bother BP over this, and also pass tort reform so that the workers can't sue. Problem solved, what's next?

 

[p0nd]

Did BP put something in the water that is killing people???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corexit

 

[bfdd]

"Don't worry. It's safe".

At this point I don't think reassurances like that have any meaning anymore. And now I have a big radioactive cloud heading toward me that "they" say is safe.

but goddamn are we causing that global warming!

 

[piasabird]

Turns out exposure to crude oil is quite deadly. BP says "Dont wear your protective gear, that will scare people!"

 

[boomerang]

I think those Japanese guys dealing with the reactors are goners too.

 

[arcenite]

Does this mean the seafood is deadly too?

 

[Fear No Evil]

So now that oil, nuclear, coal, wind, solar, and natural gas are out.. Whats next?

 

[Jaskalas]

So now that oil, nuclear, coal, wind, solar, and natural gas are out.. Whats next?

Party like it's 1,001!

 

[Fear No Evil]

Party like it's 1,001!

Sorry can't burn wood either. :'(

 

[manimal]

Sorry can't burn wood either. :'(

hemp

 

[boomerang]

So now that oil, nuclear, coal, wind, solar, and natural gas are out.. Whats next?

Mass suicide. I say the environmentalists should go first. They should lead by example. We can provide them all with an Eco-Coffin as an incentive.

 

[Fear No Evil]

hemp

The one natural resource the lefties don't mind pillaging the earth to obtain and burning and inhaling.

 

[manimal]

The one natural resource the lefties don't mind pillaging the earth to obtain and burning and inhaling.

I thought biofuels were the future?


lol