Guffaw! Prisoner pen pals.

[keird]

Dear AnandTech Forums:

I have no children, love to travel and my interests are quite varied? but some things I really enjoy are movies, outdoors, photography, dancing and computers.

Her ad

Kyla Bellis

KOOL look up

1. Barrel
2. Fish
3. ?
4. lulz

 

[bolomite]

only 5 years for murder?

edit: oops, accomplice to murder

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: bolomite
only 5 years for murder?

I am an easy going, fun loving and sensitive person. I really do care about people?s feelings and really try to please whoever I am with?(which I have learned can be a fault as well as a good point).

Maybe 'cause she's bisexual?

 

[misle]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: bolomite
only 5 years for murder?

I am an easy going, fun loving and sensitive person. I really do care about people?s feelings and really try to please whoever I am with?(which I have learned can be a fault as well as a good point).

Maybe 'cause she's bisexual?

Or maybe because she tried to please someone and ended up as an accomplice to murder?

 

[Baked]

Interesting... *shoots a letter to the hottie axe murderer*

 

[keird]

http://www.thehighroad.org/arc...ndex.php/t-118254.html

This site says her accomplice (boyfriend) died in the robbery.

 

[Jesusthewererabbit]

Originally posted by: keird
http://www.thehighroad.org/arc...ndex.php/t-118254.html

This site says her accomplice (boyfriend) died in the robbery.

Shot by his own grandma.

 

[Skeeedunt]

Originally posted by: Jesusthewererabbit

Originally posted by: keird
http://www.thehighroad.org/arc...ndex.php/t-118254.html

This site says her accomplice (boyfriend) died in the robbery.

Shot by his own grandma.

A true gansta'.

 

[slayer202]

It was attempted murder, but someone on that last page brought up a good point "Now the girlfriend, Kyla Bellis, needs to be charged with first degree murder. Someone died during the commission of a felony." not sure if that is the law everywhere, but that sucks lol.

 

[Eli]

LOL... Wow.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Eli
LOL... Wow.

 

[Blackjack200]

And how did you find this? Too bad this isn't SomethingAwful, someone would start messing with her and post all the correspondence.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: Blackjack200
And how did you find this? Too bad this isn't SomethingAwful, someone would start messing with her and post all the correspondence.

Every so often I get the idea to cruise the KOOL site. I had an ex in a Massachusetts prison. She was a stripper with issues. I have stories.

 

[Blackjack200]

More info: http://www.themountaineagle.co...007/1219/news/007.html

Weird that there's no felony murder there. Maybe they dropped it as part of the plea deal.

 

[OUCaptain]

Out is 2 years. Plenty of time to plant the seeds.

 

[MixMasterTang]

Wow, I bet this chick is awesome in the sack.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: MixMasterTang
Wow, I bet this chick is awesome in the sack.

Steve McNair probably said the same thing at some point.

 

[RaistlinZ]

She's cute enough. Just pull a Costanza and date her for conjugal visits and dump her before her release date.

 

[Spacehead]

Several years ago 2 friends of mine decide that it's a good idea to hook up with some chicks in prison.

One of them goes several times to meet this chick that's in for shooting or murdering her(i don't remember which) boyfriend/husband. This is like a long way too... from PA to like Texas or Oklahoma.

Said chick escapes from prison. Guess whose house is under surveillance?
Meanwhile, chick gets knocked up by some trucker while she's on the run.

Most everyone involved ends up on Americas Most Wanted. Guess who is raising the child?

 

[MrMatt]

WTF is wrong with West Virginia? Like half the site is people from there.




LMFAO

 

[MrMatt]

OK, seriously, I have to ask. Does anyone else here want to start writing to some of these girls? I'm sure some must have interesting stories.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
She's cute enough. Just pull a Costanza and date her for conjugal visits and dump her before her release date.

Good idea, use and then dump a murderer. There's no way that can end badly.

 

[TallBill]

It has been brought to my attention that we have several items being sent in through the mail. Below is a list of some of these items. This list in (sic) not all inclusive, but are some of the items repeatedly mailed to the facility:

.....
Body Fluids

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: TallBill

It has been brought to my attention that we have several items being sent in through the mail. Below is a list of some of these items. This list in (sic) not all inclusive, but are some of the items repeatedly mailed to the facility:

.....
Body Fluids

what the fuuuuuu :shocked:

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
She's cute enough. Just pull a Costanza and date her for conjugal visits and dump her before her release date.

Good idea, use and then dump a murderer. There's no way that can end badly.

:laugh: