Guess who they are offering to become the next Terminator

[Czar]

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/301777p1.html


No other than Shaq himself.
Hope he doesnt get the part because Shaq sucks as an actor.

 

[Lemondrop]

Geeze , I think a Id rather see JarJar Binks as the next Terminator , rather than Shaq .........

 

[RaoulDuke]

this was actually posted the in the t3 thread about shaq.

 

[jcovercash]

Yea Jar-Jar Rox

 

[MikeO]

BWAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!!!

I would like to see that movie

Shaq as Terminator... who retarded moron came up with that idea!? Jesus...

 

[SilverThief]

"A'll be back...to slam in yo mo-fo'in face!"
hehehe

 

[Logix]

Damn... after Kazaam how could you NOT consider Shaq for the role of the next Terminator?
== logix

 

[MrBond]

"Whats your favorite scary movie?"

"Umm, probably Kazzam"

"No, I mean horror movie"

"Have you seen shaq act?!"

I thought Vin Diesal cofirmed he was the next one? Or will there be three?

I still think michelle yoh(sp) would have made a kickass female terminator...

 

[CuriousAndy]

wtf? i thought this movie was coming out this christmas???

ur telling me it hasn't even starting making yet???

~andy

 

[Red Dawn]

With Shaq as the Termoinator I think the movie would sell about 100 tickets and half of those would be comps.

 

[nater]

well as long as he raps during the movie, I have no problem with it
I GOT SKILLZ

 

[CuriousAndy]

John O'connor: Who are You?
Shaq: I am Rappernator TX model 3500..

I have 30,000 word of rhyming lyrical skillz stored in my computer.

My computer is a learning computer, I can also learn newly acquired rapping words to further my lyrical skillz

~andy

 

[hpkeeper]

that'd be a good parody of the terminator... shaq as the terminator himself *Bum bum bum!*

 

[Noriaki]

Vin Diesel could kick Shaq's ass

 

[CuriousAndy]

John O'connor: Hey.. we really gotta do something about that liquid Terminator before it kills me and my mom
Shaq: I'll be back
John: What are you gonna do?
Shaq: I'm gonna rap at him and dunk on him

 

[Wingnut]

That's about as funny as that ricey Celica ad at the bottom of the page...(Looks Fast!)

 

[LostHiWay]

I thought Chyna was up for the role. Or did that fall through when she quit the WWF?

 

[Alienwho]

John: "Whoa, you're a robot?"
Shaq: "I have a neuroprocessor, a learning computer, lyrically, I will bust a cap in yo ass."
John: "Wow shaq, I was born in the 80's, can you lyrically bust a cap in my ass?"
Shaq: "Behold my neuroprocessor at work while I bust an old skool rhyme: I say the hip hop, a hippa to the hippa to the hip hip hop, you don't stop."

 

[GoldenGuppy]

Reminded of the SHAQ commercial during the playoffs that said, "Just because you're good at one thing, doesn't mean you're good at everything" (the one where SHAQ is a ballerina) anyways... I think that this concept holds true here... SHAQ should just stick to commercials/endorsements and the low-post =)

 

[Platypus]

there is no god

 

[MeanMeosh]

heh, shaq's talent for acting is only rivalled by his talent for free throws.