Guess who came to dinner last night?

[NuclearNed]

The animals in my woods really hate my bird feeders. I've been through many of them. I don't care what the packaging says, there isn't such a thing as an animal proof bird feeder.

First it was squirrels and chipmunks.
Then it was the raccoons.
Recently, it's been a flying squirrel.
Then, last night...

I had gotten into the habit of bringing the feeders indoors at night, but last night the weather was crappy, so I left them out. I paid the price.

All these pics are about 10 feet from my front door.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
The Aftermath, Part 1
The Aftermath, Part 2
Exhibit C
The Aftermath, Part 3
Coda, sniffin' out the carnage
A little perspective on size

 

[rasczak]

holy crap! lock your doors! hide your honey! winnie the pooh is coming!

 

[Saga]

What the hell? Where is the NuclearNed story?

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
All these pics are about 10 feet from my front door.

Exhibit A

:shocked:

 

[Adul]

time to build one out of metal 😛

 

[jonks]

Better hope it's not the same one that did this:

http://www.theonion.com/conten...idence_frees_black_man

 

[Crusty]

I came here expecting a story and didn't get one.

Color me disappointed 🙁

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: jonks
Better hope it's not the same one that did this:

http://www.theonion.com/conten...idence_frees_black_man

WTF? Is that a joke?

 

[sdifox]

You're gonna need a bigger boat...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Guess who came to dinner last night?

Um...Sidney Poitier? 😕

 

[oznerol]

They can smell the menstruation.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: jonks
Better hope it's not the same one that did this:

http://www.theonion.com/conten...idence_frees_black_man

WTF? Is that a joke?

you've never heard of the onion?

 

[MikeMike]

my neighbors had a bear come and tear apart their yard one night heh.

 

[leftyman]

sucks it got your goldfinch feeder..thistle is expensive :frown:

 

[PHiuR]

my neighbor had a bear come and tea party in their living room one night.

 

[OCGuy]

There is a hairy gay guy joke in here somewhere...

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: jonks
Better hope it's not the same one that did this:

http://www.theonion.com/conten...idence_frees_black_man

WTF? Is that a joke?

you've never heard of the onion?

No. I just found the internet this morning. 😱

So is this the onion a parody website of....oh say, CNN?

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: jonks
Better hope it's not the same one that did this:

http://www.theonion.com/conten...idence_frees_black_man

WTF? Is that a joke?

you've never heard of the onion?

No. I just found the internet this morning. 😱

So is this the onion a parody website of....oh say, CNN?

it's the internet version of Fox News

 

[Auggie]

it's the internet version of keith olbermann, actually.

seriously though, good pics, Ned. From the width of those paws, it looks like maybe an adolescent brown bear? Or what kind of bears do you guys have around? I like the name Coda for your dog. 🙂

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: Auggie
it's the internet version of keith olbermann, actually.

seriously though, good pics, Ned. From the width of those paws, it looks like maybe an adolescent brown bear? Or what kind of bears do you guys have around? I like the name Coda for your dog. 🙂

I live in east TN - no brown bears here. That paw belongs to a black bear.

 

[Gand1]

Originally posted by: PHiuR
my neighbor had a bear come and tea bag in their living room one night.

fixed

 

[randay]

next time fill the thing with honey

 

[Elias824]

now what was the movie about with the guy who beat up the bear, he was a trapper or somthing and somone put the bear in his cabin. Drat anyways joke about him

 

[BoberFett]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Guess who came to dinner last night?

Um...Sidney Poitier? 😕

Gah, beat me to it.

 

[jamesave]

when is their hibernation period?