Guess what Paula Abdul's 'Distinguishing Characteristic' is

[iversonyin]

Originally posted by: exilera
Of course he'll make a claim like that. She's not going to prove him wrong by dropping her pants. It's difficult to refute.

I saw a commercial for an interview Fox or another station had with this guy. He's ugly as fuck. They asked him "why would she risk everything to be with you". Good question. Why would she risk everything to be with an spindly rat-looking dude who can't sing?

we can never understand women

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: exilera
I saw a commercial for an interview Fox or another station had with this guy. He's ugly as fuck. They asked him "why would she risk everything to be with you". Good question. Why would she risk everything to be with an spindly rat-looking dude who can't sing?

Maybe Paula just goes for guys that look like Sideshow Bob?

 

[shimsham]

trip nips

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Link

EX-'IDOL' CLAIMS PAULA ABDUL 'DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC'

**Exclusive**

Former AMERICAN IDOL contestant Corey Clark says he can prove his sex claims with Judge Paula Abdul -- by identifying a "distinguishing characteristic" on Abdul's body, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal!

"He says it's a 'distinguishing characteristic' few have seen, only those who have been intimate with her," claims a well-placed FOX source who has been briefed on the development.

A source close to the beleaguered IDOL judge called Clark's claim an "outrageous violation of privacy."

MORE

Clark now appears to be taking a turn out of the Paula Jones-Clinton playbook.

"He's hungry for attention," says the FOX source. "He wants to play this out all summer long, with his lawyer Richard Jefferson."

Mole or something more? Let's chalk this one up to I don't give a crap and want a localized earthquake to swallow American Idol whole so I can stop hearing about it!

AMEN!

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Chicks with d!cks

Wrong thread. That'd be the Miss Tiffany Universe thread.

 

[Fritzo]

She has 8 nipples.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: deejayshakur

Originally posted by: Rudee
My guess is that the mole on her cheek isn't the only one she's got. Or quite possibly she got her "little man in the canoe" pierced.

lol never heard that term before. it's gonna make the laugh the next time...

How could someone have that done???!!!!! Aren't there like a gillion nerves there? Seems like it would hurt like a somb-itch!

 

[getbush]

Originally posted by: Jzero
A strawberry-shaped birthmark on the right butt cheek!

Yes! OVerboard! sweet. i have that dvd

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: exilera
Of course he'll make a claim like that. She's not going to prove him wrong by dropping her pants. It's difficult to refute.

I saw a commercial for an interview Fox or another station had with this guy. He's ugly as fuck. They asked him "why would she risk everything to be with you". Good question. Why would she risk everything to be with an spindly rat-looking dude who can't sing?

Ask me

 

[clamum]

More than likely, she has a unit.

 

[huesmann]

It's her fat ass.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Originally posted by: Rudee
My guess is that the mole on her cheek isn't the only one she's got. Or quite possibly she got her "little man in the canoe" pierced.

:Q

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Chicks with d!cks

:Q

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
She has 8 nipples.

8?

Is she a dog or cat?

 

[amcdonald]

Another Chyna perhaps?

 

[rh71]

this guy is getting the attention he wants (because he's got a book coming)... I wish he would just "go away". WHAT IF he were with her ? Then what ? BFD. Go away.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: Fritzo
She has 8 nipples.

8?

Is she a dog or cat?

lol I just burst out into laughter at work, thankfully the office is almost empty.

 

[Ausm]

Horizontal gash....


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