Guess what my dad just said while ass drunk.

LOLyourFace

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Typical immigrant parents working their butts off for us second generations.. my parents just got back from drinking and this is what happened...

Dad: Come here my older son. (older son? he doesn't speak retarded like this usuallly)
Me: Yea? (while browsing ATOT, not really looking at him)
Dad: I love you.
Me: ...
Dad: I said I love you.
Me: Why don't you say that to me when you're not drunk?
Dad: Come on kid! I'm a traditional Korean man.. I can't say that to you while sober...

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Dad: I have to tell you something..
Me: ok?
Dad: I'm really proud that I have a son like you..
Me: why is that?
Dad: THAT is WHY!
Dad: But I also dislike you...
Me: why?
Dad: because you're my son and some of your ways are like me. Which is not good...
Me: ...
Dad: I love you...

I don't know what to say.... A part of me is furious from the past trouble he and I had... another part is so sad because my dad is really deprived in my opinion.... another part of me is crying because I love him so very much..
 

Eli

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LOL...

Drunk parents can be entertaining.

Moreso when they're someone elses drunk parents, though.......
 

KeyserSoze

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No, it's funny in the sense like a buddy coming up to you when he's drunk, and being like "I love you", and them being dead serious.

But the part that got me was:

Come on kid! I'm a traditional Korean man.. I can't say that to you while sober

I dunno why, I just thought that was funny.




KeyserSoze
 

FoBoT

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Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
.... another part of me is crying because I love him so very much..

tell him that

but only while he is drunk , maybe, i guess

that is pretty cool really
 

Kev

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lol, at my graduation my dad got drunk and broke down in tears telling me how proud he was of me. that was 1 of the 2 times in my life i have ever seen him cry, just enjoy it man, you're overanalyzing this way too much.
 

Turkish

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May 26, 2003
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Are you sure your dad didn't smoke grass before this conversation?


j/k :)

I have never seen my parents drunk, they never get drunk anyways... mostly a glass of liquor is all they drink...
however it's good you both love each other :)
 

XMan

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My dad asked if we should go pick up some hookers when he was drunk one time.
 

Ns1

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you should be a good asian son and get hammered with him and you two can have a "moment"