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Guess what I found in my sink this morning.

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imported_Zeke

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So last night my roommate got very drunk over at a friends house, shows up about 11 o'clock at our place barely able to talk. Hes got some random drunk blond following him. I don't mind, its college and this sort of thing happens. I wake up today to find my roommate sleeping on the floor...which is odd since I saw him go to bed. The blond is gone. I head into the bathroom, do my business, and as I am about to wash my hands......I see something in the sink. Its a turd. Just sitting in the sink. The roommate has no idea what happened last night, but it seems rather unlikely he would do that. The only other possibility I can think of is that the neighbors are playing a prank on us (They are crazy drunks, so this is quite plausible). I took pictures of course, if someone really wants to see them I'll provide a link.
WTF happened in my house last night?
 
Originally posted by: Zeke
So last night my roommate got very drunk over at a friends house, shows up about 11 o'clock at our place barely able to talk. Hes got some random drunk blond following him. I don't mind, its college and this sort of thing happens. I wake up today to find my roommate sleeping on the floor...which is odd since I saw him go to bed. The blond is gone. I head into the bathroom, do my business, and as I am about to wash my hands......I see something in the sink. Its a turd. Just sitting in the sink. The roommate has no idea what happened last night, but it seems rather unlikely he would do that. The only other possibility I can think of is that the neighbors are playing a prank on us (They are crazy drunks, so this is quite plausible). I took pictures of course, if someone really wants to see them I'll provide a link.
WTF happened in my house last night?
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what the. we need more details. how are we suppose to know what happened, lol. This story had an awesome start, but disapointed at the end.

FAIL.
 
Now you just need to go on a rampage, calling it dookie, a fudge monkey, or whatever else Mr. Garrison called it during that South Park episode.
 
Originally posted by: Zeke
So last night my roommate got very drunk over at a friends house, shows up about 11 o'clock at our place barely able to talk. Hes got some random drunk blond following him. I don't mind, its college and this sort of thing happens. I wake up today to find my roommate sleeping on the floor...which is odd since I saw him go to bed. The blond is gone. I head into the bathroom, do my business, and as I am about to wash my hands......I see something in the sink. Its a turd. Just sitting in the sink. The roommate has no idea what happened last night, but it seems rather unlikely he would do that. The only other possibility I can think of is that the neighbors are playing a prank on us (They are crazy drunks, so this is quite plausible). I took pictures of course, if someone really wants to see them I'll provide a link.
WTF happened in my house last night?
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Is the poo still there? Who cleaned it?

DNA?



Oh, and,.. Whoa.

 
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