Guess what I found in my sink this morning.

[imported_Zeke]

So last night my roommate got very drunk over at a friends house, shows up about 11 o'clock at our place barely able to talk. Hes got some random drunk blond following him. I don't mind, its college and this sort of thing happens. I wake up today to find my roommate sleeping on the floor...which is odd since I saw him go to bed. The blond is gone. I head into the bathroom, do my business, and as I am about to wash my hands......I see something in the sink. Its a turd. Just sitting in the sink. The roommate has no idea what happened last night, but it seems rather unlikely he would do that. The only other possibility I can think of is that the neighbors are playing a prank on us (They are crazy drunks, so this is quite plausible). I took pictures of course, if someone really wants to see them I'll provide a link.
WTF happened in my house last night?

 

[thetxstang]

Originally posted by: Zeke
So last night my roommate got very drunk over at a friends house, shows up about 11 o'clock at our place barely able to talk. Hes got some random drunk blond following him. I don't mind, its college and this sort of thing happens. I wake up today to find my roommate sleeping on the floor...which is odd since I saw him go to bed. The blond is gone. I head into the bathroom, do my business, and as I am about to wash my hands......I see something in the sink. Its a turd. Just sitting in the sink. The roommate has no idea what happened last night, but it seems rather unlikely he would do that. The only other possibility I can think of is that the neighbors are playing a prank on us (They are crazy drunks, so this is quite plausible). I took pictures of course, if someone really wants to see them I'll provide a link.
WTF happened in my house last night?

:camera:

 

[James Bond]

Wow.. hha

 

[DanTMWTMP]

what the. we need more details. how are we suppose to know what happened, lol. This story had an awesome start, but disapointed at the end.

FAIL.

 

[slpaulson]

Now you just need to go on a rampage, calling it dookie, a fudge monkey, or whatever else Mr. Garrison called it during that South Park episode.

 

[NeoAaronX]

Originally posted by: Zeke
So last night my roommate got very drunk over at a friends house, shows up about 11 o'clock at our place barely able to talk. Hes got some random drunk blond following him. I don't mind, its college and this sort of thing happens. I wake up today to find my roommate sleeping on the floor...which is odd since I saw him go to bed. The blond is gone. I head into the bathroom, do my business, and as I am about to wash my hands......I see something in the sink. Its a turd. Just sitting in the sink. The roommate has no idea what happened last night, but it seems rather unlikely he would do that. The only other possibility I can think of is that the neighbors are playing a prank on us (They are crazy drunks, so this is quite plausible). I took pictures of course, if someone really wants to see them I'll provide a link.
WTF happened in my house last night?

Is the poo still there? Who cleaned it?

DNA?



Oh, and,.. Whoa.

 

[lozina]

I hear puring gasoline on it and lighting it on fire is a good method of removal