Guess wah! Joke time!

[l Xes l]

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.


The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

 

[KarenMarie]

old

 

[TheChort]

wuh?

 

[Xylitol]

Not funny version of the dumb blonde joke :roll:

 

[gooseman]

OP, do you not know how to spell what? How old are you anyway, somewhere around 7?

 

[Remy XO]

This is actually funnier than the hypnotist joke you made after.

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: Remy XO
This is actually funnier than the hypnotist joke you made after.

you and the OP should go hold hands somewhere, so you will have no free hands to post with

 

[imported_LoKe]

Guilty. I laughed.

 

[Remy XO]

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: Remy XO
This is actually funnier than the hypnotist joke you made after.

you and the OP should go hold hands somewhere, so you will have no free hands to post with

I'm sure with a lame remark like that you would never come up with atleast a decent joke.

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: Remy XO

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: Remy XO
This is actually funnier than the hypnotist joke you made after.

you and the OP should go hold hands somewhere, so you will have no free hands to post with

I'm sure with a lame remark like that you would never come up with atleast a decent joke.

actually the remark>>> the joke lol

 

[Rudee]

not funny

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: Remy XO

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: Remy XO
This is actually funnier than the hypnotist joke you made after.

you and the OP should go hold hands somewhere, so you will have no free hands to post with

I'm sure with a lame remark like that you would never come up with atleast a decent joke.

what has 4 legs, 2 brains, no hands, and feels unfulfilled?
You and the OP, holding hands, after you've stopped posting

btw, i realize i am now edging on insulting, but i just felt compelled to make this post too
hope you will find it in your heart to forgive me :heart:

 

[Remy XO]

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: Remy XO

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: Remy XO
This is actually funnier than the hypnotist joke you made after.

you and the OP should go hold hands somewhere, so you will have no free hands to post with

I'm sure with a lame remark like that you would never come up with atleast a decent joke.

what has 4 legs, 2 brains, no hands, and feels unfulfilled?
You and the OP, holding hands, after you've stopped posting

btw, i realize i am now edging on insulting, but i just felt compelled to make this post too
hope you will find it in your heart to forgive me :heart:

lame ass confirmed