Guess I'm living the American Dream now?

Chiboy

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I start college monday, I work, I have a car & as of today I finally have a GF. What else is there to do? BTW! Yes, I want a cookie. :p I'm now going to sleep very happy! Good day ATOT!
 

Occifer

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Originally posted by: fumbduck
wouldn't that be funny if you had an aneurysm in your sleep?

More like ironic, but funny at the same time!

BTW <cookie> for you!!
 

Gravity

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Originally posted by: Chiboy
I start college monday, I work, I have a car & as of today I finally have a GF. What else is there to do? BTW! Yes, I want a cookie. :p I'm now going to sleep very happy! Good day ATOT!

Get married and have kids then the real fun begins. The kids part, that's fun, sorry didn't want to confuse you.
 

FuZoR

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lol well theres always you failing your courses, get fired, get your car stolen and have tons of fights with your g/f thus breaking it off.....

there goes the dream lol.
 

FeathersMcGraw

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I'm pretty sure the American Dream is officially defined as buying a house, a car, marriage, and 2.5 kids, but you might want to check the IRS website to be sure.
 

PatboyX

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Originally posted by: Gravity
Originally posted by: Chiboy
I start college monday, I work, I have a car & as of today I finally have a GF. What else is there to do? BTW! Yes, I want a cookie. :p I'm now going to sleep very happy! Good day ATOT!

Get married and have kids then the real fun begins. The kids part, that's fun, sorry didn't want to confuse you.

dude, gravity, you're such a downer.


aha ha ha ha haah!
woooooo boy. im funny.
::wipes tear from eye::
 

JEDI

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Originally posted by: FuZioN
lol well theres always you failing your courses, get fired, get your car stolen and have tons of fights with your g/f thus breaking it off.....

there goes the dream lol.

or you misunderstand the situation and she doesnt consider herself as your gf. just someone she's dating, thus she's dating other guys.

even worst, she understands the situation and considers herself your gf, yet she sits on some other guys face
 

TommyVercetti

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Originally posted by: JEDI
Originally posted by: FuZioN
lol well theres always you failing your courses, get fired, get your car stolen and have tons of fights with your g/f thus breaking it off.....

there goes the dream lol.

or you misunderstand the situation and she doesnt consider herself as your gf. just someone she's dating, thus she's dating other guys.

even worst, she understands the situation and considers herself your gf, yet she sits on some other guys face

Ooooo... face sitting.
 

Mickster

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Originally posted by: Chiboy
I start college monday, I work, I have a car & as of today I finally have a GF. What else is there to do? BTW! Yes, I want a cookie. :p I'm now going to sleep very happy! Good day ATOT!


Dont eat that cookie in bed.COOKIE I SAID COOKIE!!!!!
:)

 

WinkOsmosis

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That depends on what you definition of the American dream is. Shouldn't you feel a bit guilty that you aren't trying to help the world anyway?
 

Kadarin

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Congrats on the new g/f.. Of course, for this to be certified Official American Dream, she needs to be hot, you need to get married, buy a house, get a dog, and get her to squirt out a couple of babies. You will need to graduate college and get a job that won't be outsourced to India, and you need to do all of this w/o accumulating a six-figure credit card debt.
 

stormbv

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The American Dream is just the yolk holding us to the cart.

"I just found out there's no such thing as the "Real World", just some lies I got to rise above." - John Mayer :p
 

flxnimprtmscl

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Dammit, everyone's forgetting the important part: the four-door sedan and the WHITE PICKET FENCE!

- M4H

Eh, everyone forgot the dog too. You have to have a dog.
 

Chiboy

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I love posting on ATOT, its funny how you try to turn everthing around to make me feel bad. Its not working by the way.
 

kalster

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the whole idea of american dream is BS, as long as your happy, thatz all that matter

American, Afghani, norwegian, watever, as long as your happy and satisifed thatz all that matter :)
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Chiboy
I love posting on ATOT, its funny how you try to turn everthing around to make me feel bad. Its not working by the way.

Yeah it's sort of hard to kill the already dead.

&Aring;