Weird.   I heard a cry.   It sounded like "pizza!"    I came to this thread.  I looked around.   I see no sign of pizza.   I do see what appears to be a giant saltine cracker, without salt, topped with some poor quality tomato sauce with excessive spices to mask the bad flavor, a bit of some sort of cheese, and some inferior meat concoction formed into little circles, almost like pepperoni, but I can tell from the picture, they taste like cardboard box.    That's not "pizza."    On a 1 to 10 pizza scale, with 1 being awful pizza, 10 being incredible pie, and 2-3 being dominos, pizza hut, pappa johns, etc., I can imagine that the thing in the picture would rate a negative.  Hence, it's not pizza.