Weird. I heard a cry. It sounded like "pizza!" I came to this thread. I looked around. I see no sign of pizza. I do see what appears to be a giant saltine cracker, without salt, topped with some poor quality tomato sauce with excessive spices to mask the bad flavor, a bit of some sort of cheese, and some inferior meat concoction formed into little circles, almost like pepperoni, but I can tell from the picture, they taste like cardboard box. That's not "pizza." On a 1 to 10 pizza scale, with 1 being awful pizza, 10 being incredible pie, and 2-3 being dominos, pizza hut, pappa johns, etc., I can imagine that the thing in the picture would rate a negative. Hence, it's not pizza.