guess and rate this pizza

How do you like your pizza done?

  • Fresh and Juicy

  • Chewey Outside, Creamy Inside

  • Burnt Cheese is Better

  • I like a surprise in the dark.


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wirednuts

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yes i know this is crummy frozen pizza... just curious how people like theirs. is this overdone or undercooked?

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and for added bonus, what kind is it?
 

IronWing

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Jul 20, 2001
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Tombstone, not too badly cooked, I'd eat it. For best results cook on rack instead of cookie sheet.
 

wirednuts

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i do agree. as soon as i smelled it i flew off the couch and grabbed it with my bare hands. it seemed like it was getting blacker by the second. still damn good though, i dont have any problem eating burnt stuff. i like the crunchy.
 

wirednuts

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shit! thread fail! i just checked the trash, its not palermos or any type i thought it was! i bought two on sale, and apparently one is a different brand all together! no wonder i went over $20 at the store. i couldnt figure out why but i didnt care much. i guess now i know!

its just called "CLASSICS" pizza. i think my stomach is about to turn. too late i already ate it. crap. i should have known when i started farting halfway through the pizza.

for the record, i almost always buy the local grocery store's pizza. its so good. but theyre fresh and i wanted something frozen so i could eat it when i wanted to.
 

Markbnj

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How in God's name could that be undercooked? I'm no pizza snob, despite living where we get really great pizza, but that thing is best saved for some late night when you're getting drunk with a couple of friends and everything is closed... or something.
 

RossMAN

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Feb 24, 2000
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shit! thread fail! i just checked the trash, its not palermos or any type i thought it was! i bought two on sale, and apparently one is a different brand all together! no wonder i went over $20 at the store. i couldnt figure out why but i didnt care much. i guess now i know!

its just called "CLASSICS" pizza. i think my stomach is about to turn. too late i already ate it. crap. i should have known when i started farting halfway through the pizza.

for the record, i almost always buy the local grocery store's pizza. its so good. but theyre fresh and i wanted something frozen so i could eat it when i wanted to.

Dude I almost spat all over my laptop, I was seconds away from spewing Kirkland green tea.
 

BladeVenom

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Jun 2, 2005
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For frozen pizza, I always add some extra cheese, onions, seasonings, and any other appropriate ingredients I have on hand.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Apr 19, 2001
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Overdone. The only thing that should be crispy on a pizza is the bottom crust, never the cheese.
 

Iron Woode

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I love it when peperoni is singed around the edges. Just slightly blackened. That's mighty tasty.
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Eat a whole chicken instead even wash it down with a few beers and you will be better off.
 

prism

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That is perfectly done IMO. Am I the only person that sometimes craves a frozen pizza instead of delivery? And NO I'm not talking about DiGiorno's, I'm talking about low-rent pizza like Tombstone or Jack's.
 

Insomniator

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That is perfectly done IMO. Am I the only person that sometimes craves a frozen pizza instead of delivery? And NO I'm not talking about DiGiorno's, I'm talking about low-rent pizza like Tombstone or Jack's.

low rent I'm thinking like Celeste deluxe pizza's once in a while

1 (or 5) of those can be a deliciously terrible meal for me when I get the rare craving for them!
 

DrPizza

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Weird. I heard a cry. It sounded like "pizza!" I came to this thread. I looked around. I see no sign of pizza. I do see what appears to be a giant saltine cracker, without salt, topped with some poor quality tomato sauce with excessive spices to mask the bad flavor, a bit of some sort of cheese, and some inferior meat concoction formed into little circles, almost like pepperoni, but I can tell from the picture, they taste like cardboard box. That's not "pizza." On a 1 to 10 pizza scale, with 1 being awful pizza, 10 being incredible pie, and 2-3 being dominos, pizza hut, pappa johns, etc., I can imagine that the thing in the picture would rate a negative. Hence, it's not pizza.
 
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