Excellent last line in the second article:
As for the sex-free version of GTA, concerned parents can rest assured that after shooting up drug dealers with a semi-automatic rifle, their wide-eyed and innocent teen gamer will in future have to wind down with warm milk and cookies rather than an explosive climax with his bi--h.
I do love a society that would rather expose its children to murder and beatings than to sex.
"What are you doing there, dear? That looks like a nasty game."
"Oh nothing, mom, I just gunned down a few cops, stabbed one then ran my car through a crowd to get away."
"Ok, just so long as there's no sexy stuff in there. Wait, I just saw a woman by the road in a bikini! Off the computer! Now!!!"
:shocked: