Grrr. The 1 thing I hate about summer

[Redneck]

Crickets. More specifically, the ones that sit outside my window and chirp for hours on end:|. I think I am gonna pre-treat his favorite spot with some Raid tommorrow. That should "86" the little POS.

 

[SlipperyFreudian]

carpet bomb the entire area outside ur window with garden raid. then poor gasoline on the side of the house and burn it. or just carpet bomb the side of the house with garden raid and leave out the gasoline.

 

[Mday]

i hate the heat and whatever the stuff is that is causing my allergies (narrowed it to tree and mold )

 

[Killbat]

You need Killbat's Special Chemical/Pyrotechnical Area Clearance (KSCPAC) treatment. It's only been successfully carried out twice.

 

[RSI]

I get tons of frogs...

 

[DarkManX]

mmmm frog legs

 

[toothfairy]

Get some pet lizards. They love to hunt and eat crickets.

 

[Aquaman]

What I really hate about summer is fat people in bathing suits that are too small for them Imagine these people running down the beach like Baywatch............ YIKES Talk about a Flabbalanche.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Livin4Real]

KillBat: Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

 

[Livin4Real]

That was not meant to offend anyone.Please don't take it that way.

 

[Killbat]

Doesn't offend me. I'm glad it worked at least twice.

[edit] This does mean that our labs in Japan have been gone (vaporized, actually) for over 50 years now, so no Japanese need worry about future tests.