Grossest thing I have ever seen....

[HomeBrewerDude]

For the last 6 weeks I have been throwing apples into my wheel barrow so that they didn't rot on the yard.

It rained, then rained again.... and rained again, and lately its been sunny and hot.

What I saw in the wheel barrow inspired the following poem:

rotten apples
floating in rancid water
three dead bloated rats

Fvcking DISGUSTING!!!! :disgust:


I dug a 3 foot hole and dumped it all in there and covered it all up asap.

FYI: the rats or the rancid crap were not there a week ago... I really wish I had remembered to go out there and drain that water off.

Cliff Notes: you're lazy

 

[Anubis]

PICS DAMMIT FUSKING PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hevnsnt]

lol @ Anubis

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Anubis
PICS DAMMIT FUSKING PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry the ONLY thing on my mind when I saw that fiasco was to dig a hole and return that nastiness back to hell. I could post a pic of the 'grave' though.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: Anubis
PICS DAMMIT FUSKING PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MichaelD]

.....I am...smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed....


....I ammmm smelling like a rose that somebody gave me 'cause I'm Dead And Bloated!!!!!!!



You have Rocker Rats. They are Dead and Bloated. I wanna party w/your rats.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

you guys crack me up! :beer:

 

[jadinolf]

Pics or ban!

 

[Alchemist99]

How did the rats get in there and why were they dead?????

 

[nycxandy]

Yeah, you know the rules...

Originally posted by: jadinolf
Pics or ban!

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
.....I am...smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed....
....I ammmm smelling like a rose that somebody gave me 'cause I'm Dead And Bloated!!!!!!!

You have Rocker Rats. They are Dead and Bloated. I wanna party w/your rats.

I :heart: that song.

 

[WannaFly]

hah awesome. I believe the rats were probably dead because apple seeds contain arsnic.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: WannaFly
hah awesome. I believe the rats were probably dead because apple seeds contain arsnic.

Maybe they climbed into the wheel barrow and couldn't get back out

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: WannaFly
hah awesome. I believe the rats were probably dead because apple seeds contain arsnic.

Maybe they climbed into the wheel barrow and couldn't get back out

Maybe they had a giant rat orgy with rain water and apples like a bunch of hippie rats.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Anubis
PICS DAMMIT FUSKING PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CanOWorms]

you're worse than that guy that killed the dog with a sword

 

[daveymark]

ugh, that's nasty. that's worse than the guy who replaced his brother's corn flakes with his scab collection. Bloated dead rats floating in rancid water is more disusting than soggy scabs in milk.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude

Originally posted by: Anubis
PICS DAMMIT FUSKING PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry the ONLY thing on my mind when I saw that fiasco was to dig a hole and return that nastiness back to hell. I could post a pic of the 'grave' though.

You know, when my cat, Ginger, snagged a dove and ate half and brought the other half inside and left it in the hallway for me, the FIRST thing through my mind was "Damn, camera's broke so no pics for ATOT" Thats why I never mentioned it here.
I was going to draw a chalk outline and take a pic of that but the real scene was much more horrific, feathers, a little blood, and half a dove carcass.....

 

[RedRooster]

Is it true that if you put Coke in a saucer, mice and rats will drink it and since they can't expell gas like other animals and people, they'll explode? Cuz I really want to see that, but have no mice around here.

 

[JeffCos]

Originally posted by: daveymark
ugh, that's nasty. that's worse than the guy who replaced his brother's corn flakes with his scab collection. Bloated dead rats floating in rancid water is more disusting than soggy scabs in milk.

that totally just made me dry heave

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude

Originally posted by: Anubis
PICS DAMMIT FUSKING PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry the ONLY thing on my mind when I saw that fiasco was to dig a hole and return that nastiness back to hell. I could post a pic of the 'grave' though.

You know, when my cat, Ginger, snagged a dove and ate half and brought the other half inside and left it in the hallway for me, the FIRST thing through my mind was "Damn, camera's broke so no pics for ATOT" Thats why I never mentioned it here.
I was going to draw a chalk outline and take a pic of that but the real scene was much more horrific, feathers, a little blood, and half a dove carcass.....

There have been many times when I have seen something and thought "Camera! ATOT!" but this time I was completely shocked.... maybe next time!

I also have a cat who is a good hunter and her trophies have nothing on the carnage of this scene. First it smelled like death and corruption, and second, the rats had started to decompose from all the bacterial and wild yeast in the apple water.