ATLien247

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I just came back from working on a user's PC, and now my hand smells like ass! :|

This guy is a chain smoker, and I guess his mouse is the culprit. I'm going to go wash my hands now... twice!
 

Amused

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<< I just came back from working on a user's PC, and now my hand smells like ass! :| >>



And you know how ass smells...how?
 

GoldenBear

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Are you sure it's from the computer?

As the old-age proverb says, &quot;He who sleeps with itchy ass wakes up with smelly finger&quot;.
 

ATLien247

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You guys are so original, I can't stand it...

Anyway, my hands are odor free now, but I'm still grossed out. Makes you wonder what kind of things are on people's mice that you can't smell, or see for that matter.

(Mental Note: Must remember to wash hands after every on-site support call from now on...)
 

cmv

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Just wear latex gloves! That would be a hilarious scene (picturing you snapping on gloves before inspecting each pc). Perhaps you could also get those toilet rings to put on their seats before sitting on them? I'm half way serious there :).
 

Kazi

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<< Are you sure it's from the computer?

As the old-age proverb says, &quot;He who sleeps with itchy ass wakes up with smelly finger&quot;.
>>



LMAO