Gross: Yeast growing in your beard, Horrifying: Making beer with it

Theb

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Newport, OR June 19th, 2012 – Columbus may have discovered America but Brewmaster John Maier has discovered a new wild yeast that was developed from his old growth beard.

In cooperation with White Labs, samples were collected from Rogue’s hopyard and sent to White Labs for culture and testing. Sadly all three samples proved incapable of producing a yeast suitable for brewing.

As a joke, nine beard follicles were carefully cut from the beard of Rogue Brewmaster John Maier. The follicles were placed in a petri dish and sent in for testing.

To the shock of the experts at White Labs, the beard samples had produced a yeast strain that was perfect for use in brewing. Additional testing was conducted and confirmed that the yeast strain was not Rogue’s yeast. White Labs’ Chris White said “we were shocked and thrilled with this remarkable discovery.

John has been growing his beard continuously since 1978 and he has claimed that he will never cut it off. When told of the discovery, John said simply “it was in front of me the whole time and it only took two centuries and five decades to grow.”

The beard yeast is currently being used in test brews to determine the perfect style & yeast combination. The beard beer, New Crustacean, will be released in early 2013. Rogue Ales and Spirits is dedicated to saving the terroir of Oregon hops, barley and rye, by growing our own, one acre at a time.
http://rogue.com/rogue-wire-service/blog/2012/06/20/beard-beer/

That guy needs to wash his beard, thoroughly, and not make any food products out of anything that comes out of it.

http://www.kval.com/news/local/Rogu...after-joke-yeast-test-pans-out-160051775.html
 

lxskllr

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That's an interesting idea, and I fully support it. Traditional lambics are made using wild yeast naturally collected from the air. I don't see this as being far from that process. It also makes an interesting story, and has a good marketing angle.
 

jagec

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If he works in a brewery, the beard was almost certainly populated with brewer's yeast. Give it time to accumulate a few mutations and diverge from the parental strain, and there we go.

The yeast that they grew in the lab (and will brew beer with) may have been derived from the beard yeast, but by the time they pick colonies, grow up cultures, sequence, QC, and brew test batches, the parental yeast themselves will be long gone. Does that help the ick factor?
 

RPD

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Might help with the ick factor if they never mention it in marketing "Hey we brew this shit from yeast from some old dude's beard!"
 

linuxboy

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Does that help the ick factor?
Only when you mention that to grow out the yeast, one needs yeast nutrient, which is often made from dead yeast. Yeast cannibals are going to become sentient one of these days. Or get the yeast form of BSE.
 

Theb

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If he works in a brewery, the beard was almost certainly populated with brewer's yeast. Give it time to accumulate a few mutations and diverge from the parental strain, and there we go.

The yeast that they grew in the lab (and will brew beer with) may have been derived from the beard yeast, but by the time they pick colonies, grow up cultures, sequence, QC, and brew test batches, the parental yeast themselves will be long gone. Does that help the ick factor?

Intellectually? Yes. Will I drink it? No.
 

busydude

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I don't see any problem with this. He is not using his beard directly, he has just developed a culture using those samples.

You guys are a bunch of cry babies.
 

manimal

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after eating greasy pizza my beard smells like cheese. Wonder If I can make some head cheese out of it something.