Gross dog story

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alkemyst

alkemyst

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qliveur said:
Actually, Jeeebus is really lucky that the shoelace didn't tie his dog's gut in knots.
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if you are using a shoelace as a cockring, it's not an issue...shit flows backstream.

telling the story "oh that, yeah he must have ate my shoe again" gets a little lame when no one ever sees leather or cloth shat.

just sayin', leave the poor dog alone back there.

Tales of a Vet Tech
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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qliveur said:
Basically the canine equivalent of a skunk's scent glands. Some dogs require them to be emptied periodically and some don't. Just about all of them will express them when perturbed.

And, yes, the stuff inside stinks like you wouldn't believe.
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If you tapped your dog on the shoulder first, maybe he wouldn't have been so surprised that he'd blow his ass out.


ass headploded o_O
 
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thegimp03

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Haha. We had a shelty once that anytime he ate human food he'd get sick and get diarrhea, but he still loved eating it. I remember we'd be out bbqing and he'd come along and snatch a hotdog or two off the plate. Sure enough, a few hours later he'd be a mess because he'd crap it all out and then roll in it for good measure. One time he got sick and did his same old thing, and we couldn't figure out how he'd gotten sick because we hadn't fed him anything but dog food. My parents happened to be talking to the next door neighbors' au pair, and she nonchalantly mentioned that she'd fed our dog a bunch of salami from over the fence - apparently, the dog really really liked the salami. Not so much fun having to bathe the dog especially when he hated getting baths.
 
Red Squirrel

Red Squirrel

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LOL that was a funny read.

I'm surprised that has never happened to my cat. When I clean her litter I occasionally find "sausage poop" which is quite interesting to say the least.
 
mmntech

mmntech

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Red Squirrel said:
LOL that was a funny read.

I'm surprised that has never happened to my cat. When I clean her litter I occasionally find "sausage poop" which is quite interesting to say the least.
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Cats just like to piss on everything. :rolleyes:

My dog growing up would love to eat stuff he couldn't. Once caught and ate a baby rabbit, which gave him the Hershey Squirts. Later he had a compromised immune system due to undetected spleen cancer. Ate a dead bird which was infected, and ultimately killed him. Blood poisoning. Poor guy was a right mess in the last days. Very sad.
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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mmntech said:
Cats just like to piss on everything. :rolleyes:

My dog growing up would love to eat stuff he couldn't. Once caught and ate a baby rabbit, which gave him the Hershey Squirts. Later he had a compromised immune system due to undetected spleen cancer. Ate a dead bird which was infected, and ultimately killed him. Blood poisoning. Poor guy was a right mess in the last days. Very sad.
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You do realize in the end that is all YOUR FAULT right?

Don't have kids please.
 
Jeeebus

Jeeebus

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schneiderguy said:
Eww, look at that red spot on that girl's pinky toe. Wouldnotsmash/10
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It haunts me to this day. Making two babies with her was no easy task, but somehow I overcame the thought of the spot.

In somewhat related news, i'm pretty sure schneiderguy would and has masturbated to his mom's Sears lingerie catalogue, so not sure we trust our women standards to him.
 
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